cupping my incredibly loud carabiner with my hand while walking fast like hiding a boner
The Number Two!
heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever
Smoking looks soooooo cool but unfortunately I keep my lung cells pretty and pink and the bronchioles are hot and wet and tight and glistening and I breathe so good and my alveloli my girlfriend says I’m not allowed to finish this post
they're saying you actually need to open the document and write words in order to have something written...pls someone tell me that isn't true
i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad
stevia is cross-reactive with a common environmental allergen: ragweed! if you've been drinking your fun little drinky drinks & have been feeling off there's a chance you're actually allergic!
I can't have artificial sweeteners because they give me migraines. I can't have stevia because I have an anaphylactic reaction. this new wave of "make everything 0 sugar" coming back into fashion could literally kill me if I'm not careful. nothing is safe, nothing is sacred, if I'm getting a little treat, better check the ingredients in case they changed em! :)
*head in hands* it's like ragweed??? Ragweed?? Oh my god everything makes so much sense
Ty for sharing that I had no idea
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We call him The Sniler. Life is beautiful...
minmos answered:
What the…. He’s sniling
The United Kingdom's water industry regulator has advised Muslims in the country to use less water for religious ablutions - the act of washing or cleansing the body - and Asian communities to reduce water use when washing rice.
The advisory comes as part of the project by the “water efficiency in faith and diverse communities” programme funded by Ofwat, the Water Services Regulation Authority.
One of the project's recent initiatives was a partnership between South Staffordshire Water, the University of Cambridge's divinity faculty and the Cambridge Central Mosque, Britain's first eco-friendly mosque, as well as other organisations and water companies.
A pilot of the initiative in Cambridge encouraged local Muslims to use only one litre of water to perform their "wudu" (ablutions) before prayer.
According to Ofwat, which is a non-ministerial government department, the pilot found that using a one-litre bottle could save up to 55 litres per day per person, since many people use up to 12 litres of running water to perform their ablutions five times a day.
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There are approximately 3100 golf courses in the United Kingdom. This makes the UK the country with the second highest number of golf courses in the world, trailing only the United States and being near Japan. Golf courses consume a combined total of roughly 40 million to 65 million litres of water PER DAY during a standard summer and this only increases during droughts. But no, Muslims cleaning their bodies and Asian people making food is the problem
Hierarchy of people you know
1. Mutuals
2. Friends
3. Coworkers you like
4. Strangers
5. Coworkers you don’t like
6. Enemies
7. Friend’s ugly boyfriend