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aesthetic magpie

@cloverkind

audrey | 25 | she/they | certified elder scrolls, dragon age, baldur's gate nerd | + whatever other nonsense I'm into

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

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myheartis4him-deactivated202207

any other girls feel a permanent sense of unbelonging no matter where they are or who they are with

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions