And who decides if the ejaculation is premature . Maybe you came exactly when you were meant to

its good when band names are things that are nice to think about. 'imagine dragons' well i am & its awesome. 'owl city' awww cute. 'barenaked ladies' hell yeah

i am like the breadloser of the family

Can I have everything I want in life by tomorrow

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

The older I get, the stayer I home.

i think an electrolyte just bit me

babys dont even say gogo gaga anymore they just bite you and inject you with their babypoison

the pussy got me feeling *shadowboxes for a few seconds, does an uppercut* POWERFUL

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

you are my male cat and to some extent my daughter

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet