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What in the hell is the point of fucking livejournal anymore now that we have google wave. All I ever wanted to do was fuck with all of you's guys entries to make you look like fucks.

Remember Danny?
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What in the hell is the point of fucking livejournal anymore now that we have google wave. All I ever wanted to do was fuck with all of you's guys entries to make you look like fucks.

Remember Danny? <ljuser"neverforgetus">, that probably didnt work.

"Look at me, I'm Danny, I work at a comic book store and am enthusiastic about comic books!"

Come on Danny. Be enthusiastic about something badder. Like Blades.

dragcity records is kind of a drag sometimes.

I don't need 3d glasses to see the image stand out. take that art asshole art mother fuckers.

today i took a shit and it was 3 and 1/2 feet long.
A United States Senator

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I took my cat to school today. She cried a lot, but I just anesthetized her up really good and she was a little more down wit it. The kids really seemed to like her.


Has anyone ever played the game where you throw a ping-pong ball at a goldfish in a glass of water? I haven't but I'm going to on Friday. Come check it out.


I'm in love with Joanna Newsom and I intend to marry her. Should I call her booking agency? Women pay for the wedding, is that still the most illest custom?


I think I'll go as myself trying freebase cocaine for the first time on halloween.
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Dear Livejournal.com,

Remember me?? I remember you! We used to have such a fun time together.

Remember Adverse_entropy, and how he played tennis with fat cocks?

I think I may just start posting journal entries more often...just to annoy the people who still have me listed as a friend.

Paragraph form can eat a dick.

I'm using sentence form.

I wish I had come up with the clever idea of Ace Jackxson.

I hate how teenagers get all excited when they hear a song that is overplayed anyways.

Love,
Cleverchicken

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this is unbearable.


This isn't what you said it would be like.

This isn't what I agreed to.




This isn't me.


This isn't you.




This is unbearable.