The Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar

First cold o'the season, conveniently a week after my flu shot.

My dad is on a big "female singer" kick and has been buying country-pop albums and Lana del Rey and Lady Gaga for a while, so I told him to listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees and now he likes them.

He also loves listening to the "metal" Sirius XM Satellite radio stations but gets turned off by "phlegm voices."

Hehehehehehehehehe

I thought my wisdom teeth were done and were just gonna stay there but I'm definitely teething on the right side. Eating, normally a joy, is a pain.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Who knew this was a thing?

Deeeeeeath, deeeeeeath to this BS

I have a serious case of the arm-flappies right now.

Because I've been living under a rock, and then she posted this song and my life changed for the better



Happy Halloween! My plans for tonight are going to the gym, getting a couples' massage, and instead of wearing a costume I am going to get GOTHED DA FUQ UP and go out in public and scare people.

I was having a great day until I went on AskReddit and read about someone accidentally rolling over in their sleep and crushing a kitten they had rescued a week ago to death.

EYES