love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

Look at this fucking. beast. Medieval painting animal that eats princesses

princesses

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

the world may be a dark place sometimes but there are also 1200 year old paw prints from a happy kitty cat out there

Philosophy tells us that we MUST imagine the kitty purring

And, irrigation canals.

Saves 82% of water evaporation. 💧

yeah ok

Wait I need to be able to reblog this

can't believe that the turning around story ended with him turning around again i'm so upset

“i asked chatgpt” okay well i asked orpheus and he said la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Cackling at Orpheus writing in his little notebook during Chant, so focused, making his song. Wtf is he writing for 18 hours straight while Eurydice dies in a blizzard. La la la

You can really tell that every actor in the Hadestown proshot was having so much fun reprising their roles, except for Amber Gray who I believe was genuinely posessed by the soul of a 20th century alcoholic in a failing marriage and appeared to be barely holding back tears for the entire 2.5 hour musical.

Actually he took out a gun with which he shot himself

why did the italian restaurant give him a gun instead of a meatball marinara......

They didn’t the meme is fake to trick people. he didn’t get a sandwich he shot himself in the news because he got accused that he was doing embezzlement and was in trouble so he just took out a gun from the bag and killed himself but not from an Italian restaurant he just brought it from home

i feel like he would’ve had a better time with a meatball sub to be perfectly honest

for real when you gotta choose between a gun and a meatball sub 9/10 you would have a better time with the meatball sub

stop being funny on my own post

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.