genshin boys snowball fight with you
premise: you ask the genshin boys (separate) to partake in a snowball fight with you!
features: itto, razor, thoma, gorou, bennett, albedo
notes: part 2 coming soon. possible future characters: chongyun, xingqiu, venti, zhongli, ayato, kazuha, kaeya, diluc, scaramouche, childe, or heizou!
itto
– he loves snowball fights; he’s so excited
– you can expect the whole arataki gang to take part in extreme snowball warfare
– in the snow, itto becomes the experienced and strategic general, leading his troops to victory
– you’re under his command, of course (he just wouldn’t bear to see you on the enemy side)
– you and genta are crouched down behind a blockade of snow, but itto stands tall and seriously, looking down
– you chuckle as he addresses you and an invisible audience of several thousand nonexistent soldiers
– he sounds like a wizened warrior when he delivers an encouraging speech about making a last stand
– then a snowball hits him in the shoulder
– he falls dramatically to his knees, clutching his shoulder and grimacing
– “c–captain!” akira wails, both of you shuffling over to him
– itto grits his teeth and smiles through the ‘pain’. “it’s just a scratch. the battle must go on.”
– he promptly jumps up and charges across the battlefield to the other team’s snow fort, dodging and swatting projectiles out of the air
– he bends down to scoop up handfuls of snow and hurls them at akira, mamoru, and shinobu in the other base, never breaking his stride
– you and genta follow him, laughing and hollering at the others cowering behind their snow barrier
– oh how the turn tables
– suddenly you hear itto shouting to you, “look out, soldier!”
– before you can process it, itto’s outstretched, diving sideways in front of you and bellowing, “sacrificeeeee,” as a snowball hits him square in the chest
– he lands on the snow and immediately starts writhing
– “AAAAH IT’S SO COLD!”
– “itto!” you scold him, “this is why you can’t be half–nude in the snow!”
– “[n–name]! i mean—Soldier, help meeee~”
– you help itto stand up and the fight continues
– later, everyone is unsurprised when itto comes down with a cold
razor
– he hasn’t been in a snowball fight before, so you’ll have to explain it to him
– at first, he just bats snowballs out of the air with his hands
– will confusedly throw handfuls of snow until you laugh and tell him no, razor, you’re supposed to make it into a ball!
– does his best to make snowballs but they end up varying in size and shape like a misshapen collection of white rocks
– when he does make a successful snowball, he’ll turn towards you in excitement: his eyes will sparkle and he‘ll have the tiniest smile curving his lips
– if you praise his nicely shaped snowball, he’ll blush and smile wider
– by then it will have fallen apart and melted a bit so he’ll wilt with disappointment
– but then you can just make one for him and he’ll treasure it until it also melts
– he’ll keep adding snow and packing it together to make it last longer
– when he makes more snowballs himself, he doesn’t want to throw them at you, so he just gives them to you
– when hit with a snowball, he’ll look down uncertainly at the snow on his clothes
– but if he gets snow in his hair he’ll shake his head in a dog–like fashion
thoma
– he’s seen some rare snowball fights between ayaka and ayato in their youth, but even when they asked him to join he felt pretty hesitant; after all, they are the young master and missus of the kamisato household
– so when you ask him to join you in a snowball fight, he’s a bit nervous but happy to oblige
– he’s tentative to throw them at first because he doesn’t want to hit you
– but he acquiesces when you insist, telling him you feel guilty pelting him with snow when he isn’t trying to do the same
– he’s careful not to throw them too hard, though
– and if there’s any semblance that you’ve hurt yourself, he’ll rush over to you and check if you’re okay
– at one point, your attempt at dodging leads you to fall backward into the snow
– thoma immediately drops his next snowball and hurries to your side
– “i’m so sorry! are you okay?” he asks worriedly. “let me help you up.”
– he leans forward and stretches out a hand
– you startle him by pulling him down onto the snow beside you
– “let’s make snow angels,” you beam
– thoma just likes spending time with you, so as long as you have fun, he’s happy
– as he relaxes, he ends up having more fun than he thought
gorou
– he’s had a couple of snowball fights in his life, but never one as fun as that with you
– he’s startlingly light on the snow which prevents him from sinking down as he steps
– it’s probably a dog thing
– as opposed to you, who’s knee–deep in the snow… for once, gorou looks tall (he looks offended when you tell him this)
– his weightlessness comes to his advantage. he agilely maneuvers around the snow, dodging the snowballs you throw at him
– he’ll dig holes in the snow to hide in and pitch snowballs long–distance at you
– it doesn’t help that his weapon is a bow; expect him to throw with deadly accuracy
– he might even establish a whole tunnel system that runs beneath the snow: also probably a dog thing
– good luck finding him
– (but if you’re on the same team, he‘ll lead you through the tunnels)
– when he gets hit, he’ll continue on as if nothing happens: a soldier always perseveres
– unless, of course, the snow tickles his ears or he’s been hit too many times. in that case, he’ll squeeze his eyes shut and shake similarly to a wet dog
– take this opportunity to touch his ears by brushing the snow off them!! of course, if you ask nicely normally he’d let you and only you touch them
– if he gets hot, he’ll eat the snow to cool down like the habit of sled dogs
– overall, he’s like a doggo in the snow. a deadly doggo
bennett
– his vision may be pyro, but he loves snowball fights
– he’s badgered kaeya in the past to make it snow for him, and you and the cryo user have had to explain that’s not how it works
– so as soon as you two find snow, bennett immediately wants to have a snowball fight
– he might get so excited he accidentally starts melting the snow around him
– the best way to describe him is a wild snowball machine gun: he makes a huge pile of snowballs in 30 seconds then chucks them all in true machine gun fashion
– he will also throw other people’s snowballs if he sees them around, so if you have your own pile, you better watch out!
– or just make snowballs for him to throw—he’ll like that
– when he gets hit by a snowball he just laughs with glee and puts in more effort
– he will try to make the biggest snowball ever and gives it to you to play catch:
“[name]~ throw it here!”
you eye the basketball–sized snowball which is already crumbling in your hands. “uh, bennett, i don’t think that’s gonna work.”
“just try.” he gestures excitedly.
“…if you say so.”
– it is safe to say that bennett is now completely covered in one basketball’s worth of snow
albedo
– he works in the snowy mountains of dragonspine, yet he’s never had a snowball fight
– however, when klee visits him there and you’re also present, you sometimes have snowball fights with her
– so one day klee asks albedo to join you two in one of your snowball fights
– he ends up squatting down and working the whole time making one perfect snowball: perfectly shaped, compacted, weighted, and aerodynamic (albedo…snowballs aren’t meant to be perfect, you tell him)
– mumbles equations to himself with pinpoint focus on the snow in his hands, ignoring the snowballs whizzing past him as you and klee battle for your lives
– when you hit him, it’s an accident; you were aiming for klee, but your pitching trajectory was a bit too far down
– your snowball smacks him directly in the back of his head, and you and klee both gasp
– apologies flood from your mouth, and you brace yourself for his annoyance as his head slowly swivels around, still squatting
– he merely offers you a small fond smile and holds up his snowball to show you his progress
– overall, he’s thankful that you are nice to klee, and he’s glad you both had fun
– he may even bring a sample of snow back to his lab because your snowball fight has given him an idea

