Sometimes a family can be a child king, an assassin who isn't capable of killing, a son whose father wishes he'd never been born and a mage tainted by darkness
I think you forgot a young dragon, fucked up lil monkey, and some grumpy toads.
working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
stood-onthecliffside
