Legolas and Older Satana return...

Both: *enter lair, notice puppy Balrog lying on his back. There are strange singing noises coming from his belly*

Older self: Right...so what happened while we were gone?

Legolas: *picks up mail* Hmmm...let's see, Dad came by and bitched me out for not being at the Council. *smirks* Poor guy had to go himself...serves the bastard man right...Oh!

Older self: Oh?

Legolas: There's a wedding invitation here...*opens and reads* Oh. My. God. *looks at Balrog's belly suspiciously*

Older self: What????

Legolas: Well, your little pet here ate Bombadil, and Goldberry's getting remarried.

Older self: *grins* Honey, you're my little pet...

Legolas: *shakes head* *smiles in spite of himself* I'm not little. *sighs* So guess who Goldberry is marrying?

Older self: *shrugs*

Legolas: Gimli.

Older self: *blinks* Okay...