your stuffed animals grew up with you btw they’re all in their 20s now and they want to smoke your cigarettes so bad

i just felt the mandate of heaven pass through me with no resistance whatsoever

the mandate of heaven entered and left my body in a single fluid motion, and for one sublime moment i was the rightful emperor of china

지금, 여기 봄의 시간. 잠시 나가 계절을 느껴보세요.

RIP John Green. 1977-2014

Can you get strange eons to make a video to raise awareness about me being stuck in this attic for a very long time

The goal of a tumblr blog should be to make it as unsafe for a high person to scroll through as possible

cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

a friend will slap you in the face. a BEST freind will shoot you on your god damn head and kill yyou

reblog if you love your best friend

Stoner Gossip #3

Eminem joined ISIS

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail