Ardent Melody
if you want to sing out, sing out

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

Just had the type of work-stress dreams where nothing resembles the work you actually do. Highlights included:

  • Viciously biting a customer who would not stop harrassing my coworkers and being an entitled asshole
  • Getting promoted for suggesting that maybe we should get rid of the shitty laundry machines, since we aren’t a laundromat?
  • Different asshole customer making threats and then setting fire to the gas station next door
  • Fleeing the explosion risk, but struggling to run in my work uniform (high heels and long sequin dress)
  • Being chased by the police, and getting caught because of the heels and sequins
  • Cops need me to negotiate with the arsonist, who is holding my work hostage
  • Absurd costumes and props while on video calls with the arsonist (this assemblage of bicicles and cardboard is definitely an suv, don’t worry about it)


I work at a bookstore. 👍

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

Ursula’s design is based on Divine. In a story about voices, she’s quite literally an echo of one that once yelled “I’m so fucking beautiful I can’t stand it myself”. Ursula is exactly who she wants to be.