Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going
I heavily fw bro
*trying to impress the other kinky tgirls* yeah normal porn just wasn’t doing it so i turned on my lava lamp and jerked off to the way the shapes slowly pulled apart and melted back together *i sigh* okay thats a lie i jerked off the a picture of d.va from overwatch eating people
don’t fuck with me, I’ve got a spreadsheet with your cock on it
-what?
a spreadsheet with your penis’s information
-huh?
soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.
pencil, ink, and ochre on paper
bdsm stands for breakfast dinner snacks and meal
potato.







