| je comparison series: kimutaku vs. EVERYONE |
okay, so this comparison post went through a lot of versions before i settled on this one. i'd been talking a while back about how i thought aiba was starting to look like kimutaku lately WHICH IS NOT A BAD THING, GUISE. but then 
neocopasetic suggested that kimutaku also looks like hina WHICH IS ALSO TRUE. i started looking around and found a few other johnnys who had kimutaku-esque moments, so i just lumped them all together to make a huge OMG KIMUTAKU IS EVERYWHERE post.
also there's this:
rockthecliche: omg i totally agree on hina. WHAT IF JOHNNY TOOK KIMU TAKU'S GENES AND PUT THEM IN EVERYONE ELSE
chelshock: I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST HIM
rockthecliche: OH MY GOD. i would actually call him a genius.
chelshock: he's setting up je to be an army of kimutaku clones. or improved versions WHICH ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE
rockthecliche: he'll THINK it's possible. but he's just wrong.
so aiba was first. i can't even explain why i started making this connection, but it makes sense to me! it might be the mouth, or aiba's tendency to tan lately, or maybe that aiba's finally starting to look older? i don't know.
the problem with this particular comparison post was that i just started going through kimutaku pictures and saved photos that i thought made him look like another johnny. uh, that doesn't mean i actually had a photo of the other johnny to compare it to. THIS IS SUCH A SLIPSHOD POST. D:
two of my favorite photos of both aiba and kimutaku! weirdos doing weird things even though they're grown men? always a plus!
both of them have two distinct smiles, if that makes sense? they have one that lines up, then they each have a more "idol-ey" smile. the idol smiles don't look the same for some reason, but their less self-conscious smiles are pretty close.
i couldn't decide if kimutaku looked more like aiba or yamapi here. i went with aiba just for the hell of it, but i ended up finding a photo that was actually pretty close!
kimutaku and hina! if it's not an already-established similarity in fandom, IT OUGHT TO BE. i don't really find hina that attractive unless he's shirtless, but this somehow works!
the more i looked for examples, the more i saw it! the only thing that really stands out as different for me is their eyebrows, but i'm hypersensitive about eyebrows anyways. the big three (mouth, nose, eyes) are pretty close!
this was the original kimutaku photo where i totally got how he looks like hina. if i didn't know any better, i probably would've tagged the photo wrong.
FOOD INTERLUDE TIME!
it's as good a time as any! i was just going to link a clip of bistroSMAP and call it a job well done, but kanjani loves food enough to give me loads of photos of hina eating.
the second half of this comparison post is a mixed bag of other random johnnys looking like kimutaku. jin's first since i'm pretty sure he's going to end up the next-gen kimutaku anyways. don't deny it; it'll happen.
and if jin doesn't become the second-gen kimutaku, kame probably will. i still think kame looks more like aoi, but he can look like more than one person. it just cements the idea that kimutaku looks like EVERYONE.
NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE JOHNNY PERM. kimutaku's version was pretty epic in my opinion - even better than jun's! tegoshi is one of the most recent recipients, so he's in here too.
he also looks like yamapi sometimes! maybe it's that bored look they both get when they're trying to be sexy? i'm not sure.
LAST-MINUTE ADDITION: SEMI-NUDE INTERLUDE
this post wasn't long enough to fit in the normal semi-nude interlude, so i'll just leave it here at the end. i hate this picture of jun, but it's necessary to illustrate the point, right? lol what a way to end a post.
also, off-topic but I FINALLY FINISHED MY "MARVELOUS" ICON. now i just need one of a super-emo jun with "not marvelous" on it. i would only need four icons for the rest of my time on lj: the two jun ones plus the one of koki holding up the NO sign and the one of junno holding up the YES sign. awesome!
neocopasetic suggested that kimutaku also looks like hina WHICH IS ALSO TRUE. i started looking around and found a few other johnnys who had kimutaku-esque moments, so i just lumped them all together to make a huge OMG KIMUTAKU IS EVERYWHERE post.also there's this:
rockthecliche: omg i totally agree on hina. WHAT IF JOHNNY TOOK KIMU TAKU'S GENES AND PUT THEM IN EVERYONE ELSEchelshock: I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST HIMrockthecliche: OH MY GOD. i would actually call him a genius.chelshock: he's setting up je to be an army of kimutaku clones. or improved versions WHICH ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLErockthecliche: he'll THINK it's possible. but he's just wrong. so aiba was first. i can't even explain why i started making this connection, but it makes sense to me! it might be the mouth, or aiba's tendency to tan lately, or maybe that aiba's finally starting to look older? i don't know.
the problem with this particular comparison post was that i just started going through kimutaku pictures and saved photos that i thought made him look like another johnny. uh, that doesn't mean i actually had a photo of the other johnny to compare it to. THIS IS SUCH A SLIPSHOD POST. D:
two of my favorite photos of both aiba and kimutaku! weirdos doing weird things even though they're grown men? always a plus!
both of them have two distinct smiles, if that makes sense? they have one that lines up, then they each have a more "idol-ey" smile. the idol smiles don't look the same for some reason, but their less self-conscious smiles are pretty close.
i couldn't decide if kimutaku looked more like aiba or yamapi here. i went with aiba just for the hell of it, but i ended up finding a photo that was actually pretty close!
kimutaku and hina! if it's not an already-established similarity in fandom, IT OUGHT TO BE. i don't really find hina that attractive unless he's shirtless, but this somehow works!
the more i looked for examples, the more i saw it! the only thing that really stands out as different for me is their eyebrows, but i'm hypersensitive about eyebrows anyways. the big three (mouth, nose, eyes) are pretty close!
this was the original kimutaku photo where i totally got how he looks like hina. if i didn't know any better, i probably would've tagged the photo wrong.
FOOD INTERLUDE TIME!
it's as good a time as any! i was just going to link a clip of bistroSMAP and call it a job well done, but kanjani loves food enough to give me loads of photos of hina eating.
the second half of this comparison post is a mixed bag of other random johnnys looking like kimutaku. jin's first since i'm pretty sure he's going to end up the next-gen kimutaku anyways. don't deny it; it'll happen.
and if jin doesn't become the second-gen kimutaku, kame probably will. i still think kame looks more like aoi, but he can look like more than one person. it just cements the idea that kimutaku looks like EVERYONE.
NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE JOHNNY PERM. kimutaku's version was pretty epic in my opinion - even better than jun's! tegoshi is one of the most recent recipients, so he's in here too.
he also looks like yamapi sometimes! maybe it's that bored look they both get when they're trying to be sexy? i'm not sure.
LAST-MINUTE ADDITION: SEMI-NUDE INTERLUDE
this post wasn't long enough to fit in the normal semi-nude interlude, so i'll just leave it here at the end. i hate this picture of jun, but it's necessary to illustrate the point, right? lol what a way to end a post.
also, off-topic but I FINALLY FINISHED MY "MARVELOUS" ICON. now i just need one of a super-emo jun with "not marvelous" on it. i would only need four icons for the rest of my time on lj: the two jun ones plus the one of koki holding up the NO sign and the one of junno holding up the YES sign. awesome!