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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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desultory-suggestions

Reminder:

  • Eating is good
  • Three meals is not too much
  • It’s okay to eat “unhealthy” foods
  • You do not need to purge to feel better
  • Eating is healthy
  • You deserve to be healthy
  • Eating is good.
curseoftheseahag

  • eating small snacks between meals is normal and reccommended
  • eating until you’re sated is good. Does your serving look big, but you’re still hungry? Trust your body to tell you what you need.
  • Drinking water is good! but drinking water so you don’t eat “too much”? not good.
  • your body changes. Sometimes your body needs more food for energy. Are you sick? PMS? Stress? Anger? Happiness? Growth spurt? Is it winter? Just because? These are all good reasons to eat.
  • You don’t need to workout for 6 more hours to make up for the calories your body needs to function.
  • your body needs fats and proteins and sugars and carbs and even salt. There’s nothing wrong with any of it.
  • food is good and it’s okay to enjoy it
  • there’s health at every size. love your body. love yourself. you’re beautiful. dont yourself say anything different
desultory-suggestions

This is a beautiful addition thank you @curseoftheseahag

advice important
mistressaccost
guiltfactory-moved

"if you don't let me fuck you i'll kill myself" x "if i let you fuck me i'll kill myself"

prev it’s helena as the first one and mark as the second 🙂‍↕️ <- prev prev i know but i was joking i can see the roles reversing in season 3 plus the fic potential is so juicy i think they'll just make shifts at some point mark will go full psycho for helena eventually omarkhelena markhelena markhelly markhellyna freak4freak
nanakah
homunculus-argument

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

terriwriting

Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.

copperbadge

When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.

i hope they married her