My partner works for NASA and he said all the astronauts have set their teams away messages to be Very Normal things that Don’t at all imply that they are In Space. Everyone at NASA knows they are in Space, but Microsoft Teams may never know.
when discussing the comparative merits of crafts and why or why not they were used at various times in history, it is VITAL to remember that we didn’t put wheels on suitcases until the 1970s. Sometimes a technique would be great, but you just haven’t thought of it. If you haven’t invented knitting it doesn’t matter how knitting compares to weaving. You cannot choose a method you do not know. Tools and techniques have to be thought of before they can be used. I am saying this several ways in the hopes of being understood. Everything has to be invented. If it hasn’t been invented, it won’t be on your list of options for things to use.
Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I’m trying to be so careful
cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️
good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove……
the panties hit the floor
you know it brother
Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect
It’s my cat’s birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that’s what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I’m better than them though, I don’t call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I’m up late because I’m throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you’ve lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we’re halfway done. But we’re hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I’m gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
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