brownies when you sift powdered sugar on them

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

Time stamps that punch you in the face

may you heal so hard that you start exploring your hobbies again

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

refreshing ass fruit picture

bigweld

bigweld

you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday

guess how i found out today is wednesday

weird pattern I'm noticing among some of the twerfy transmascs on here where they fixate on what their pasts were like and what they assume transfems' pasts were like. like even when they've gained privilege via transition to manhood they're like "well this happened to me before that and it probably doesn't happen to pre-transition trans women so really they are my oppressors"

like man even if that's the case, what about right now? what about right now when you've both, you know, transitioned? has that not changed anything?

like some of these men are self-reportedly cis-passing and they seem to think they really don't have privilege over even a clocky trans woman. like, brother. get serious

I saw one of these dudes mention having become sterile via surgery and I can't help but think like... yeah? a cis-passing man who can't carry children is telling women who can't carry children that we don't face reproductive oppression like he does? do we think sterile women are privileged on this axis...? or is it only if they're trans? what's the explanation here

if you are a web designer of any kind and the dropdown menu that appears when i rightclick vanishes when i try to move my mouse and select an option you will go to hell before you die

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

^not my post but same sentiment

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

My favorite crack theory is "1990 comedy film Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzenegger takes place in Silent Hill"

The dev's are on record saying they used the school as reference for understanding what an American school looks like. This isn’t a theory, it's fact

So, actually, Silent Hill takes place in Kindergarten Cop.

Yeooowch My Tooth

Hey, everyone!

I guess this is the year of Dental Issues. Everyone I know keeps having them, and in my hubris I thought how lucky I am that my teeth are the only thing about my body that hold up.

That remains ☝️mostly true, but I have a terrible cavity that’s been troubling me for a few months now, along with some gum issues. It’s become very painful to use my mouth for anything.

I’ve been scheduled in for an appointment after finally finding a dentist who’s covid/all infections conscious (I’m immunodeficient).

The issue being that I don’t have dental coverage for this. The initial appointment (exam/xrays/cleaning/cavity) will be $550, which I simply will not have in time. So I have to ask for help.

I’m not going to make a GoFundMe for the amount because its platform takes a cut. It’s a lot of money, but not so much that it’s worth it to have a third party fundraiser involved.

Instead here is my Ko-Fi!

My appointment is in a month, so I have that long to raise the funds.

Y’all have done so much to support me in the past; don’t feel obligated now!

Thank you, either way!

This is true! Thanks for the advice!

As of August 18th: 0.00/550.00

i come here from my home country of teusday, which is very very far indeed, and my old bones are tired. could i stay at your wednesday for the next 24 hours if you would be so kind?

scientists report that the thing you love is good and righteous whereas the thing you hate is lowly and despicable

recently posted official looking pdf claims that your biases are actually all fully correct

preprint study finds that the thing you assumed would be true because it would suit you if it was is true and you don’t need to question it