fic masterlist; i write things occasionally when i'm not doing my homework
an asterick (*) denotes a link to a fic I wrote and liked that has been posted on the AO3 and will eventually be posted here if I am ever not lazy. updated 6/22/12, 53,851 words (but there are more words elsewhere)
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all your insides fall to pieces
jeff/britta, pg, it's not that britta doesn't like jeff, and vice-versa. it's that they're not. normal. people. 706 words.
teach me gently how to breathe*
jeff/britta, pg-13, driving several hundred miles across the country with jeff winger isn't the worst decision britta's ever made. she's just having trouble with emotions. 2531 words.
harry potter
take my hand
ron/hermione, pg, from the prompt 'I feel numb beneath your tongue, beneath the curse of these lovers eyes'. 530 words.
things that make you feel better*
parvati patil/charlie weasley, pg-13, she's looking at him with a do-I-know-you expression on her face, and it takes him an uncomfortably long time to figure out who she is. 399 words.
the mediator
the reckless ones
suze/paul, pg-13, six days after graduation, susannah simon and paul slater take a spontaneous roadtrip. to canada. 1372 words.
new girl
days of good cheer
nick/jess, pg-13, in which nick cries a little, jess isn't anyone's rubber band rebound girl, and there is much wrist-touching. 1054 words.
like strings and cans through halls*
nick/jess, pg-13, there's too much sexual tension between nick and jess. drastic action needs to be taken. they have a committee. 2023 words.
vows*
schmidt/gretchen, pg-13, schmidt & gretchen's greatest wedding hookups, 2007-2010. 534 words.
parks and rec
untitled commentfic
april/andy, g, from the prompt 'i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...', 184 words
the avengers
bridges in all directions
bruce/darcy, pg-13, you can't, darcy lewis thinks, tell someone you phenylethylamine them, no matter if they're a scientists. 3557 words.
take a load off
bruce/darcy, clint/natasha, tony/steve, thor misses jane, nc-17, loki curses the avengers so that if they have sex, they die. maybe. ~3000 words.
the things you ask for
bruce/darcy, pg-13, if darcy told friends from college what she was doing that wouldn't believe her. which is okay, because she doesn't quite believe it herself. 1328 words.
universal gravitation*
bruce/darcy, r, bruce tries to teach darcy physics while she tries to distract him. it works out for both of them. 1166 words.
what you got boy (is hard to find)
bruce/darcy, r, bruce banner and darcy lewis become friends with benefits, and it is almost entirely an accident. WIP, part one posted, 3240 words.
the social network
city of blinding lights
mark/eduardo, dustin is awesome, r, a story about a reunion, the fourth of july, the le pan quotidien on 19th and broadway, and driving all night across the state of kansas. 10600 words.
giving up the gun
girl!mark/eduardo, girl!chris/dustin, r, mark has secrets. eduardo is still suing. chris and dustin would just like to make out in peace. all in all, it is not a good situation. ~17500 words.
rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet
mark/eduardo, erica, pg-13, switching things up: where eduardo breaks up with mark at the beginning on the movie, not erica. 900ish words.
untitled multimedia fic
mark/eduardo (implied), dustin/is awesome, pg, an outside event incites mark and eduardo to start exchanging cards. epistolary-style, with a modern twist.
supernatural
bundles of joy*
sam/lucifer (implied) + dean, g, in which a baby wins a staring contest, sam is patient, and dean is freaked out at all hell. written for the prompt 'sam and lucifer's children are incredibly, incredibly creepy', 224 words
on a snowy evening
dean/castiel, pg-13, in which Castiel gains a library card and a winter jacket, Sam is bought food, and Dean thinks it is the winter of America's discontent and steps up his resolve. set in a slightly-AU season 5, 3003 words

