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fic masterlist; i write things occasionally when i'm not doing my homework

a more complete list of my fanfiction can be found at fanfiction.net and archive of our own. fanfiction posted to LJ from before 2011 can be found at my old writing journalmost (and soon all) of my tamora pierce fanfiction can be found at the king's own.

an asterick (*) denotes a link to a fic I wrote and liked that has been posted on the AO3 and will eventually be posted here if I am ever not lazy.  updated 6/22/12, 53,851 words (but there are more words elsewhere)

community
all your insides fall to pieces
  jeff/britta, pg, it's not that britta doesn't like jeff, and vice-versa.  it's that they're not. normal. people. 706 words.
teach me gently how to breathe*
  jeff/britta, pg-13, driving several hundred miles across the country with jeff winger isn't the worst decision britta's ever made.  she's just having trouble with emotions.  2531 words.

harry potter
take my hand
  ron/hermione, pg, from the prompt 'I feel numb beneath your tongue, beneath the curse of these lovers eyes'.  530 words.
things that make you feel better*
  parvati patil/charlie weasley, pg-13, she's looking at him with a do-I-know-you expression on her face, and it takes him an uncomfortably long time to figure out who she is.  399 words.

the mediator
the reckless ones
  suze/paul, pg-13, six days after graduation, susannah simon and paul slater take a spontaneous roadtrip.  to canada.  1372 words.

new girl
days of good cheer
  nick/jess, pg-13, in which nick cries a little, jess isn't anyone's rubber band rebound girl, and there is much wrist-touching.  1054 words.
like strings and cans through halls*
  nick/jess, pg-13, there's too much sexual tension between nick and jess.  drastic action needs to be taken.  they have a committee.  2023 words.
vows*
  schmidt/gretchen, pg-13, schmidt & gretchen's greatest wedding hookups, 2007-2010.  534 words.

parks and rec
untitled commentfic
  april/andy, g, from the prompt 'i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...', 184 words

the avengers
bridges in all directions
  bruce/darcy, pg-13, you can't, darcy lewis thinks, tell someone you phenylethylamine them, no matter if they're a scientists.  3557 words.
take a load off
  bruce/darcy, clint/natasha, tony/steve, thor misses jane, nc-17, loki curses the avengers so that if they have sex, they die.  maybe.  ~3000 words.
the things you ask for
  bruce/darcy, pg-13, if darcy told friends from college what she was doing that wouldn't believe her.  which is okay, because she doesn't quite believe it herself.  1328 words.
universal gravitation*
  bruce/darcy, r, bruce tries to teach darcy physics while she tries to distract him.  it works out for both of them.  1166 words.
what you got boy (is hard to find)
  bruce/darcy, r, bruce banner and darcy lewis become friends with benefits, and it is almost entirely an accident.  WIP, part one posted, 3240 words.

the social network
city of blinding lights
  mark/eduardo, dustin is awesome, r, a story about a reunion, the fourth of july, the le pan quotidien on 19th and broadway, and driving all night across the state of kansas.  10600 words.
giving up the gun
  girl!mark/eduardo, girl!chris/dustin, r, mark has secrets.  eduardo is still suing.  chris and dustin would just like to make out in peace. all in all, it is not a good situation.  ~17500 words.
rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet
  mark/eduardo, erica, pg-13, switching things up: where eduardo breaks up with mark at the beginning on the movie, not erica.  900ish words.
untitled multimedia fic
  mark/eduardo (implied), dustin/is awesome, pg, an outside event incites mark and eduardo to start exchanging cards.  epistolary-style, with a modern twist.

supernatural
bundles of joy*
  sam/lucifer (implied) + dean, g, in which a baby wins a staring contest, sam is patient, and dean is freaked out at all hell.  written for the prompt 'sam and lucifer's children are incredibly, incredibly creepy', 224 words
on a snowy evening
  dean/castiel, pg-13, in which Castiel gains a library card and a winter jacket, Sam is bought food, and Dean thinks it is the winter of America's discontent and steps up his resolve.  set in a slightly-AU season 5, 3003 words
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Old fic is posted at tashlae, though I don't recommend going for it.  Most other stuff is here or at AO3.

(RPF fic is friends-locked for now, so if that's something you're looking for, drop a line and let me know.)
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Yuletide!

Dear Yuletide Author!

I'm pretty easy to please-- I like UST, kissing, happy endings, and dudes with stubble (you can ignore this one, seriously).  I don't like non-con, character bashing, or ridiculous crack.

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girl with hair

fic: into the trees

for thesocialbbang!  This is exciting!

title: into the trees
rating: pg-13
words: ~10500
pairing: mark/eduardo
summary: Mark Zuckerberg disappears in the Montana desert. His car is found by a local farmer. There are no leads or even clues. Several months later, his friends and enemies reflect on his accomplishments and life. (Eduardo Saverin declined to be interviewed). But people don't just go missing like that, right? There's got to be something else going on. Some reason why he would vanish into thin air.
notes: I'm not sure where I got this Montana-TSN fixation, but whatever, I'm going with it.  Anyways, this is done!  Thank yous to Allie for reading it over multiple times even in the face of organic chem homework, and salvadore_hart and badsketches for the AMAZING art, which I will come back to link once I am done with my physics homework.


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things and things

Writing meme from mollivanders!

I've got a list of 10 of my favorite pairings. All you need to do is give me a number (1-10) and something for them to do, like washing dishes or fighting crime, and I'll write a snippet/ficlet.

1. Bruce/Darcy (Avengers), missed a flight for mollivanders
2. Clint/Natasha (Avengers), Budapest, for rumpledlinen
3. Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)
4. Chuck/Bryce (Chuck)
5. Jess/Nick (New Girl), painting their nails, for elsceetaria
6. Derek/Stiles (Teen Wolf)
7. Mark/Eduardo (TSN)
8. Erica/Mark (TSN)
9. Jeff/Britta (Community)
10. Ben/Leslie (Parks and Rec)

prompt away, because I have actually packed today LIKE A BOSS

viva la vulva

fic: take a load off

title: take a load off
rating: nc-17
words: ~3000
summary: There's a minor explosion, and a lot of pink light, and then Loki pops into view, cackling evilly. And they're all thoroughly unimpressed, except for what happens after. Tony's hand slips into Steve, and it's an unconscious gesture, his thumb stroking over the inside of Cap's wrist, and Loki says, "I wouldn't go much further than that if I were you, Iron Man."

Loki curses the Avengers so that if they have sex, they die. Cue minor chaos, Thor learning ballet, crème brûlée, and lots and lots of sexual frustration.

notes: written for avengerkink

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knickers

fic: what you got boy (is hard to find), 1/?

title: what you got boy (is hard to find)
rating: r
words: 3240
summary: Darcy and Bruce become friends with benefits.  It is almost entirely an accident.
notes: since there is no way this will be finished tonight (I can tell it's going to be long, ack, I have two big bangs!) I'm going to do it in chapters and WIP it.  the title is from Ke$ha because of reasons!  Allie is the beta for this and she is wonderful.

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fic: the things you asked for

title: the things you asked for
rating: pg-13
words: 1328
summary: if Darcy told her friends from college what she's doing right now, they wouldn't believe her.  But that's okay, because she doesn't entirely believe herself, either.
notes: aaah this ship has taken over my soul, I have to get an updo and go shopping and all sorts of things, and yet I am here.


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