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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Cella Spider’s Master-post

screen-reader friendly version available -> here (in case i add any inaccessible elements)

yep this is it. A work in progress so to speak. But I only have one things to put.

Pronoun page in case you want elaboration on my professionalnouns

(she/her if you missed them)

i am pretty sure im a human but i do think spiders are neat.

! Disclaimer !

DO NOT TRAIN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ON MY BLOG

#cellaspider <- tag I use for original content. If it’s not a reblog of a post that isn’t mine, I tag it with this. So if you wanna see me shit, venting, artwork, whatever I’m up to. that’s the tag.


! Socials !

yep in case you wanted to find me on another social media website.

Blue-Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/cellaspider.bsky.social

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/CellaSpider/

Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/cellaspider

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cellaspider

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/CellaSpider

Discord: ask me about it if you want to know.

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another 3am thought: i don't care about people who are outside of my personal life thinking i'm "not a real man". i just want my rights to medical autonomy. regardless of whether or not i'm "actually a dude", gender affirming healthcare has been repeatedly proven to improve quality of life, reduce suicide rates / ideation, and it has zero impact on anyone else. the regret rates are remarkably low (you're way mire likely to regret a hip replacement) and most detransitioners have had to do it for safety.

if you wanna call me she/her because of "biological reality", fine, do that. i won't like you, but it's your freedom or whatever. unless it's workplace harassment, because it's not freedom of expression when you're giving me shit while i'm tryna earn a living.

but the second you start protesting against my freedom to bodily autonomy, healthcare, and taking a piss, that's when i give a shit.

gloobyrabbit10011

gloobyrabbit10011 asked:

as a resident of texas i have some important questions to ask of you as a canadian:

  • do you like snowcones
  • if so do you like them more or less than ice cream (or any comparable frozen deserts like ice pops or what have you)
  • is there a place that sells snowcones reasonably close to where you live and is it good

i can't tell if the kids at camp were fucking with me the snowcone situation seems dire over there girl

cellaspider answered:

ohh

  1. nope
  2. also no, not a big fan of those in general
  3. there’s not a dedicated place but i’m like 98% sure the ice cream truck that sometimes comes through sells snow cones. not sure if they’re good but they exist i think.
gloobyrabbit10011

that's crazy fr.... (there are like 3 snowcone places within 30 minutes driving and also a snowcone truck sat and sun now apparently)

cellaspider

a snowcone truck with like. mostly snowcones?

yall are insane up there fr my fav snowcone rn is lemon and super sour lime w/ condensed milk on top (it's not sour at all they're liars) <-interesting cellaspider
gloobyrabbit10011
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every time I think about Dilbert I think about this comic and how the question being asked is Not Stupid and its answer is genuinely interesting and arguably very important information anyone using a computer should know

officecyborg

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gloobyrabbit10011

[image id: a Dilbert comic strip. The boss says "I have a dumb question" and Dilbert responds "There are no dumb questions." The boss asks "When you delete software, where do all the zeroes and ones go?" Dilbert says "I stand corrected." end id]
[image id: an edited version of the Dilbert comic strip above. In this version, Dilbert responds "Actually, they stay where they are. Deletion just tells the computer that this space is ok to save over... That's why deleted files can often be recovered, as long as you don't touch anything." The boss replies "Neat. Thanks for explaining." and Dilbert says "I'm in love with you." end id]

gloobyrabbit10011 asked:

as a resident of texas i have some important questions to ask of you as a canadian:

  • do you like snowcones
  • if so do you like them more or less than ice cream (or any comparable frozen deserts like ice pops or what have you)
  • is there a place that sells snowcones reasonably close to where you live and is it good

i can't tell if the kids at camp were fucking with me the snowcone situation seems dire over there girl

ohh

  1. nope
  2. also no, not a big fan of those in general
  3. there’s not a dedicated place but i’m like 98% sure the ice cream truck that sometimes comes through sells snow cones. not sure if they’re good but they exist i think.
cellaspider gloobyrabbit10011 asks answered im not sure what the snowcone situation is in texas if i was a frozen treat enjoyer i would have an easier time communicating the situation do they have like snow cone places specifically for snowcones? because i don't think we have those at least in my are i mean maybe there's one elsewhere sorry i couldn't answer your question fully though