When you spot a Celeb, post a Haiku.

watching cloverfield
with seth rogen and judd a.
tonight, in pittsburgh

Special Branch outside
Almost walked into him
Smiling Tony Blair

Greenpeace board member
Sierra Club pres. Werbach
Has nachos "verde"

Man in the Middle
John Amaechi at Starbucks
Six foot ten with Pride.

Daniel Kitson
Off up to Brighton Station
Carrying a stool

amy sedaris
jerri blank oh jerri blank
amy sedaris

Dropping his laptop
at TCR; I help him:
Julien Temple!

Look around you, it's
Peter Serafinoviz
in Liberty: tall.

Sook Yin Lee buys her
smoked gouda at Global Cheese
Kensington Market

You fat tub of lard
Jason Davis, go away
Why kill Dior Homme

Sunset Boulevard
The red viper zooms on fast
Oh Aaron Carter...