Pinned
If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

uhhh happy thanksgiving? happy november!
he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced
he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this
Whaddaya know, an extra hour in the ball pit really does help.
Whaddaya know, an
extra hour in the ball
pit really does help.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
an unmatched feeling actually
A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?
bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one
i would really prefer a spoiler in this case
hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3
sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this
sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there
living in america be like
wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers
It's always "Did you fight a priest?" and never "Did he start it?" or "Did you have fun fighting that priest?" or "Would you do it again without hesitation?"
this is the only post on my blog ur not allowed to blorbo tag. Fight a priest in real life.
Why is sewing so very very difficult!? At every stage--even just folding, marking, and cutting fabric, there's always unexpected obstacles. It's like I'm actively fighting the dark forces of sewing at all times
Oh wait. That's Malice.
I have accepted that the universe (malice) opposes the creation of a yellow skirt. I have made a green skirt instead.
You may attempt to look at it.