Rogue One

Jan. 11th, 2017 06:45 pm
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I saw Rogue One! I was not impressed. My primary objections are:
(1) good grief what a terrible sausage-fest;
(2) the main personality trait of everyone in the film is "petulence".

However I do like the explanation of the amazing design flaw in the Death Star (as exploited in Episode IV) as the attempt of a disgruntled engineer to sabotage the Empire. I feel many of the Empire's design decisions can be explained in the same way.

  • "Why do your tanks have stupidly spindly legs?" "It's the attempt of a disgruntled engineer to sabotage the Empire."
  • "Why are your shield generators perched so obviously and precariously on the top of your star destroyers?" "It's the attempt of a disgruntled engineer to sabotage the Empire."
  • "Why is your data centre suspended over a giant void?" "It's the attempt of a disgruntled engineer to sabotage the Empire."
  • "Why does your installation have a 'destroy installation' button?" "It's the attempt of a disgruntled engineer to sabotage the Empire."
  • "What's with the ludicrous hat?" "It's the attempt of a disgruntled engineer to sabotage the Empire."
  • "Why are you wearing a tablecloth?" "It's the attempt of a disgruntled engineer to sabotage the Empire."
  • &c.


[personal profile] damerell further opines that the lack of railings in the original trilogy is the result of the Empire Health & Safety Committee deciding that the presence of railings in Rogue One was a direct contributory factor to the leakage of the Death Star plans to the Rebels, and demanding they all be removed.
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Things the Cambridge Arts Cinema is doing soon which you may wish to know about:

(1) The Man Who Fell To Earth, 18 & 19 Sept: https://www.picturehouses.com/cinema/Arts_Picturehouse_Cambridge/film/the-man-who-fell-to-earth

(2) The Girl With All The Gifts, starting 23 Sept: https://www.picturehouses.com/film/the-girl-with-all-the-gifts

(3) a knit-along showing of a documentary about yarn, 9 Oct: https://www.picturehouses.com/cinema/Arts_Picturehouse_Cambridge/film/yarn

(4) a season of classic monster movies, on Wednesdays, starting 19 Oct. Dracula / Frankenstein / The Mummy / The Invisible Man / The Bride Of Frankenstein / Wolf Man / Creature From The Black Lagoon. I will prob. go to all of these that I can. Tragically I'm away for Frankenstein (but at a horror film festival, natch) and I've seen CFTBL before on the semi-big screen and am not sure it warrants seeing again, especially not in 2D. Currently-incomplete info here: https://www.picturehouses.com/cinema/Arts_Picturehouse_Cambridge/Whats_On?filter=Seasons%2C%20Festivals%20%26%20Events

(And then the film festival starts on 20th Oct.)
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Scene By Scene: A collection of clips from Scene By Scene, a series conducting interviews with film producers/directors/actors. Fairly interesting, except that apparently next to no-one interesting in Hollywood is female, and those who are get asked about personal relationshps and make-up rather than the eternal verities of film-making. Finished with an interview with David Lynch, who reassuringly didn't know where Twin Peaks was going either.

Waste Land: A Belgian thriller about a policebod who plays by his own rules &c. and also gradually goes mad. Not bad.

Show of Shows - 100 Years of Vaudeville: Archive footage of carnivals and vaudeville shows from before the dawn of the Health & Safety Act, including such delights as boxing toddlers, elephants playing cricket, and people high-diving into implausibly small pools.

Splendor Solis - incoherent screaming, also very repetitive. For an art gallery not a cinema.

Why Me? - A Romanian thriller about a rising star policebod who gradually goes mad because he's gaslighted by one of the many Romanian secret polices. Contains a completely beautiful scene where they turn up to investigate a suspect who has brought a camerabod to record the investigation - the camerabod turns out to be the film camerabod.

Sweethearts of the Gridiron - surprisingly moving documentary about try-outs for an American football half-time all-female dance troupe whatsit.
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This is a Swedish silent film from 1921, directed by and starring Victor Sjöström. It's a morality tale about leading a good life (rather than the straight-up ghost story I was expecting), but it has some very creative double-exposure ghosts, and a twisty turny endless-flashbacks kind of structure. It's quite long (1 3/4 hours) and runs at a typical laboured silent film pace so you feel every minute of it. That said, I enjoyed it and appreciated the ghostly effects. (I also had fun spotting parallels between Swedish and northern UK dialects, e.g. bairn/barn, greet/gråta, hinny/henne.)
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I went to see this because Brian May! and old 3d films! and it sounded like approximately my ideal film festival event.

Brian May was there because he and a stereoscopic image expert and a film maker were jointly responsible for _One Night In Hell, a very lovely short film in 3D based on Les Diableries, a set of stereoscopic images from Paris in the 1860s. It's quite reminiscent of Méliès' _A Trip to the Moon_ and a little of _Grim Fandango_. It was followed by a very interesting Q&A, and they plan to turn it into a longer film, which I look forward to.

Then followed a programme of 3D films, adverts, and other snippets from Bob Furmanek's 3D film archive. Clips ranged from the 20s to the 50s and included instructions on how to watch 3D films, trailers for 3D movies, adverts, and cartoons. Stand-outs were the trailer for _It Came From Outer Space_ (I NEED this film in my life), a stop-motion car-assembly advert with all the parts dancing into place, a short film on atomic testing, and some demo shots with the most effective 3D I've seen (a magician offering you a mouse on the end of a stick, buckets of water being sloshed around, and the like). Sadly some of the 40s/50s material suffers from both poor gender politics and poor use of 3D, but on the whole I really enjoyed the programme. It's on again on Monday night (http://www.cambridgefilmfestival.org.uk/film/3-d-rarities).
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Somewhat truncated this year as I have a project to finish. These are all maybes unless noted.

film plans beneath )
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Slightly dependent on assignment but it's going really well so far.

? = maybe
* = definite

Thurs 28th
? 1800 Peter Sellers: The Early Shorts (Emmanuel)

Fri 29th
* 1830 Ningen
? 2300 The House of Wax

Sat 30th
? 1930 Ida + Short Reel Award
? 2230 Inferno

Sun 31st
* 1600 Ningen (if I miss it on Friday)
? 1830 The Overnighters
? 1830 Attila Marcel

Mon 1st
* 1830 M
? 2100 Before I Go To Sleep

Tues 2nd
? 1800 Night Will Fall
? 2030 Violette

Wed 3rd
? 1830 Stations Of The Cross
? 1830 The View From Our House / Crossing Point (Emmanuel)
? 1930 Still The Enemy Within
? 2030 People To Each Other (Emmanuel)
? 2030 Peter De Rome: Grandfather Of Gay Porn

Thurs 4th
? 1815 We All Want What's Best For Her
? 2015 The Connection / Butterfly
? 2030 The Distance

Fri 5th
* 1100 Four Corners
* 1330 German Shorts
* 1600 People On Sunday (Emmanuel)
* 1730 BFI Local Filmmakers
* 1915 Pride
* 2230 The Mad Magician

11:00 - 12:55 Four Corners
13:30 - 14:35 German Short Films
16:00 - 17:15 People on Sunday plus live accompaniment
17:30 - 18:55 BFI Film Hub Central East Presents
19:15 - 21:15 Pride
22:30 - 23:45 The Mad Magician (3D)

Sat 6th
? 1100 Finsterworld
? 1300 Berlin, Symphony Of A Great City
? 1640 Street Life Desire
? 1700 Amour Fou
? 2100 West

Sun 7th: off on holiday!
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I have literally no idea what I did in the week following my last post. However after that were:


  • Eastercon, at which I had a small staff role, a couple of panels, and a lot of pigeon-making to do

  • an unexpected but excellent Moulettes gig

  • Whitby, at which we managed to acquire last-minute NMA tickets

  • Norwich, for an art book fair

  • London, for the Sci-Fi film festival and a tattoo


So I am now extremely knackered, slightly post-con ill, healing from fresh decorations, and hence basically asleep and hoping life will calm down a bit so I can catch my breath.

(Tattoo pictures will follow when it's healed; suffice to say it looks amazing.)
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Do say if you're interested in coming with me to any of these. I already have tickets booked for Friday 14th and can tell you what seats we have...


Friday 14th (all definite):
1030 Hope Springs (100 mins)
1245 Avalon (79 mins)
1530 Formentera (93 mins)
1800 The Pleasure Garden (75 mins)
2030 The Body In The Woods (90 mins)
2245 Santa Sangre/Un Chant d'Amour (149 mins)

Sat 15th:
1500 Barbara
1700 War Witch
2030 V.O.S.
  and maybe:
  2245 Dead Before Dawn

Sun 16th:
1300 Camp 14: Total Control Zone
  and maybe:
  1445 Kid Thing
  1840 Warsaw Bridge
  2000 Chimes At Midnight
  2215 Combat Girls
  2245 Dead Before Dawn

Mon 17th:
  maybe:
  1030 Blind Spot
  1030 Digital Dharma
  1300 War Witch
  2015 Thanks For The Tip

Tues 18th:
1730 The Idiot
  and maybe:
  2015 Bestiare

Wed 19th:
  maybe:
  1400 Bestiare
  1500 Salvatore Giuliano
  1800 Big Boys Gone Bananas
  2000 The Mattei Affair
  2245 Guinea Pigs

Thurs 20th:
1300 Drying For Freedom
1930 A Trip To The Moon
  maybe:
  1530 Hands Over The City
  2000 Chasing Ice
  2000 Indignados
  2015 Divided Selves

Fri 21st:
2000 Aelita, Queen Of Mars
  and maybe:
  1330 Chasing Ice
  1400 Warsaw Bridge
  2030 Indignados

Sat 22nd:
  maybe:
  1500 5 Broken Cameras
  1800 The Lacey Rituals
  2030 Black Bread

Sun 23rd:
1100 A Trip To The Moon/Extraordinary Voyage
  and maybe:
  1300 Lucky Luciano
  1500 Kinderblock 66
  2000 Holy Motors
  2015 Ashes

GIP

Oct. 31st, 2011 09:29 pm
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Have finally finished my film festival write-ups, here: http://ceb.dreamwidth.org/137852.html

and I have some new icons; the film one bears repeating at larger size :-)

ant noticeboard

Yes, I have been watching B-movies again, why do you ask?
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* Disposable Film Festival - a collection of shorts of varying quality; highlights were some really nice animation (of, variously: graffiti, notebook doodles, photographs, camera snaps) and a film about sending a camera into space.

* Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - a really excellent film, all the more impressive for having a very hard act to follow. Superbly acted and directed, with an eye for detail and aesthetics and some wonderfully tense scenes.

* Mann vs Ford - depressing documentary about attempts by a group of American Indians to bring Ford to justice for dumping toxic waste on their land in the 60s/70s.

* Resistance - slow-moving and quiet film about the interaction between a group of Welsh farmers and an invading German army unit. Very many things left unsaid.

* The Illusionist - bizarre Dutch comedy sketches, funny but often incomprehensibly surreal and/or Dutch.

* The Day The Earth Caught Fire - cracking 1961 SF film about climate disasters caused by nuclear testing, told through the eyes of a newspaper office trying to get to the bottom of the situation. Clunky but endearing effects.

* Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark - visually this is very del Toro, all ornate houses and creepy fairies. However in terms of plot it is as formulaic a horror film as you will ever find. I appreciate this is a remake but the complete lack of imagination is stifling. Go and watch Pan's Labyrinth again instead, would be my advice.

* Red State - this is a surprisingly mature film (a Kevin Smith; much as I love Kevin Smith he's not what you'd call grown up most of the time). On the surface there's a lot of gunfighting and bravado and wise-cracks, but it's wonderfully morally ambiguous and leaves you with a lot to think about. The story revolves around a weird American cult and the cult leader in particular is well played and extremely creepy.

* Dimensions - a very low-budget SF period film set in Cambridge. A lot of the scenes take place in generic gardens but apart from that you can't relly tell they made it on next to no money. Good writing and an excellent story. It's very sweet and a bit sad.

* The Gerber Syndrome - this was disappointing too. It's a fake documentary about what is essentially a zombie virus, but not very well done. It was lacking in both documentaryness and zombieness - an OK idea but the end result was banal, neither convincing nor scary.

* Kosmos - Weird. Very art house. I. liked it a lot, I thought it was a bit of a waste of time. The plot is quite intriguing but there isn't much of it; there's a lot of scenes of people imitating birds instead. Very atmospheric though.
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Expensive things do not however include the film festival, as that is already paid for. Day trip this Friday (squeee) to see:

* something we're not sure what at 10ish
* 1230 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (127 mins)
* 1500 Mann vs Ford (105 mins)
* 1745 Resistance (92 mins)
* 2030 The Illusionist (90 mins)
* 2300 The Day The Earth Caught Fire (98 mins)

and then I should see some other stuff to use up my pass. Not decided what yet though.
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The programme is up!
http://www.cambridgefilmfestival.org.uk/news/2011/08/27/cff2011-programme-online/

I will be there at least all day 16th, with ex-colleagues.

*Excitement*
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I visited Cambridge Central Library on 30th December with my camera, to take pictures of my books in situ. Tomorrow (Sunday 9th Jan) is your last chance to see the Between The Books exhibition there; on Monday it moves to Great Shelford library.

Pylons lives in the physics & chemistry section on the second floor, shelved in with the ordinary books.





Off shot to the right are several more exhibition books.

Turn around 180 degrees to find Arithmetic Progressions nestled just to the left of the maths section.





Head up a floor and into the BFI (British Film Institute) room to find Now Showing in booth 5.





The BFI room is lovely, it has very well-designed booths each with its own flatscreen and headphones, and keyboard &c. for searching through the archives. You ask at the desk outside to get a login code and headphones. I did this, thinking to get myself an appropriate screenshot as backdrop to the book. Then I accidentally stayed the whole two hours watching interesting films... The Boy Who Turned Yellow is a mad Powell and Pressburger film about a boy who turns yellow (who'd'a thunk?) and teams up with a strange invisible yellow man on yellow skis to break into the Tower of London by the POWER of ELECTRICITY and rescue his pet mouse. Then via various commercials and propaganda films to a short documentary by the National Coal Board on the history and use of shovels.

Finally I found a series of very early short films from 1900 onwards, mostly made by W.R. Booth, a magician who liked playing tricks with film. As a film-maker he was in the same mould as Georges Méliès. Among others I saw Undressing Extraordinary, which uses jump-cuts to continually re-dress a man who is trying to undress for bed, in increasingly silly outfits; Upside Down, or, The Human Flies, which shows a tea party on the ceiling; and Scrooge, or, Marley's Ghost, which uses ingenious superposition to dramatise the story of A Christmas Carol. Also I saw the first film to use a non-circular close-up (a cute story involving a kitten, hence prefiguring the internet), and various jolly japes involving X-rays. These early films are utterly fascinating, and none more than a few minutes long. I thoroughly recommend them as a way to miss lunch.
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Annoyingly, this will not be a complete list until I can get my hands on a printed programme, as the website is missing showings :-(

Film festival planning )

Nng

Aug. 28th, 2010 05:32 pm
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O film festival, now you are just teasing me. Hurry up and tell me when things are on!
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The Agent is a two-hander in which a mild-mannered author blackmails his bastard agent into selling his book. It has good, strong characters, and whilst most of the dialogue consists of arguments between the author and agent, there's enough of an overall story to keep the film moving at a sensible pace. A thread of humour runs through the film, achieved with an admirably light touch. The cinematography is very stylised and obvious, but for the most part it is very effective. There are occasional snippets of either flashback or imagination which are less well dealt with and quite confusing in places. Overall, a very enjoyable film, if not one which leaves you thinking about it for hours afterwards.

White Lightnin' is a strong candidate for the most disturbing film I have ever seen. It is based on the life of Jesco White, though (it appears from his wikipedia page) highly fictionalised. The film follows Jesco through a screwed-up childhood of lighter-fluid huffing, institutionalisation and poverty in the Appalachians. As a teenager, his father, a famous dancer, teaches him to dance in the hope of keeping him on the straight and narrow. And this works, after a fashion, though Jesco is always one step away from breakdown and disaster. After his father is murdered, he falls into a pit of violence and drug abuse, and becomes gradually more obsessed with killing the perpetrators. Eventually he tracks them down and - well, it's not clear whether the horrific killings which follow are real or delusional. What is definitely real is his accidental murder of a policeman. He runs away and hides in a remote cabin, where he has a religious fit and settles down to enjoy a quiet life of redemption through self-mutilation. It's a striking and effective film, the writing, acting and cinematography are first-rate. Do not see this film and expect to enjoy it, though; it's an incredibly harrowing and disturbing portrait of mental illness and you may well need a stiff drink afterwards (we did).

The Secret Agent is a fairly early Hitchcock, a very racy (for its time) story of spies and moral qualms. Though it's hard these days to see through the now-hackneyed signposting and the unreconstructed attitudes to women and foreigners, there's a gripping story here, told in a rather charming way. Although this film was made right after The 39 Steps it doesn't have nearly such a Hitchcockian feel to it. There are occasional flashes of form though, including a beautiful chase scene through a chocolate factory. The main thing striking a modern viewer is the great dedication shown to smoking at all times, including whilst escaping a burning train, and whilst in the sauna, an environment which appears to cause cigars to spontaneously disintegrate.

Little White Lies is a German children's film set in the 1930s, about gangs and bullying, and about the mess that telling lies can get you into. It's inventive, engaging and delightful, if almost dangerously heartwarming at times. Being a children's film the story is quite straightforward, but with a surprising amount of moral depth, and its lessons are not hammered crassly home in the style of so many modern Hollywood films. It is beautifully shot and descends seamlessly into fantastic daydream on occasion, reminiscent of The City of Lost Children. A thoroughly enjoyable film.

Desire is drab and dreary and not worth wasting 90 minutes of your life on. It's a tediously "meta" film about the writing of itself, and revolves around the relationship of a writer husband and actress wife with their black au-pair. The (male) real-life writer has taken his rather pedestrian wet-dream of a threesome with Hot! Bi! Babes! and dressed it up as a great existential study of desire and lust. The writing is truly awful, stilted and boring. At one point one of the characters disparages another for speaking as if they were in a TV soap, a level of writing and characterisation which we can only dream of this film meeting. The level of racism and entitlement displayed in the film is truly stunning and quite cringeworthy. Nene, the au-pair, is merely there as a sex object for the white couple. They perpetually barge into her room without knocking because neither they nor the writer thinks her deserving of basic human rights such as privacy. At one point they decide to have a race to see who can sleep with her first whilst she is in the room. But it's OK, in this wet dream it just so happens that Nene is perfectly happy with all this, so it can't possibly be exploitation, right? I didn't stay for the Q&A, I might have been rude.

Pontypool is a work of utter genius. It's set in a tiny local radio station in the tiny Canadian town of Pontypool. Something odd starts to happen and the radio station staff are left holed in, reporting on a disaster they don't fully understand. The cause is a virus which is transmitted by words, and which turns its hosts into zombie-like creatures who latch onto anything they hear said. Despite being "safely" holed-up, the characters are still in danger because the virus can be spread by a conversation, a phone call, a radio broadcast. The writing and acting are superb; half the characters are never seen on screen, the rest are confined to the three rooms of the studio for the whole film, and we do not see a "zombie" until at least half-way through, and yet the suspense and atmosphere generated are incredible. Every line and every action leaves the watcher wondering whether the characters are still well or whether the virus has finally claimed them too. Add to this an unobtrusive touch of humour, both black and straight, and this is the best film I have seen in a very long time.
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The Agent is a two-hander in which a mild-mannered author blackmails his bastard agent into selling his book. It has good, strong characters, and whilst most of the dialogue consists of arguments between the author and agent, there's enough of an overall story to keep the film moving at a sensible pace. A thread of humour runs through the film, achieved with an admirably light touch. The cinematography is very stylised and obvious, but for the most part it is very effective. There are occasional snippets of either flashback or imagination which are less well dealt with and quite confusing in places. Overall, a very enjoyable film, if not one which leaves you thinking about it for hours afterwards.

White Lightnin' is a strong candidate for the most disturbing film I have ever seen. It is based on the life of Jesco White, though (it appears from his wikipedia page) highly fictionalised. The film follows Jesco through a screwed-up childhood of lighter-fluid huffing, institutionalisation and poverty in the Appalachians. As a teenager, his father, a famous dancer, teaches him to dance in the hope of keeping him on the straight and narrow. And this works, after a fashion, though Jesco is always one step away from breakdown and disaster. After his father is murdered, he falls into a pit of violence and drug abuse, and becomes gradually more obsessed with killing the perpetrators. Eventually he tracks them down and - well, it's not clear whether the horrific killings which follow are real or delusional. What is definitely real is his accidental murder of a policeman. He runs away and hides in a remote cabin, where he has a religious fit and settles down to enjoy a quiet life of redemption through self-mutilation. It's a striking and effective film, the writing, acting and cinematography are first-rate. Do not see this film and expect to enjoy it, though; it's an incredibly harrowing and disturbing portrait of mental illness and you may well need a stiff drink afterwards (we did).

The Secret Agent is a fairly early Hitchcock, a very racy (for its time) story of spies and moral qualms. Though it's hard these days to see through the now-hackneyed signposting and the unreconstructed attitudes to women and foreigners, there's a gripping story here, told in a rather charming way. Although this film was made right after The 39 Steps it doesn't have nearly such a Hitchcockian feel to it. There are occasional flashes of form though, including a beautiful chase scene through a chocolate factory. The main thing striking a modern viewer is the great dedication shown to smoking at all times, including whilst escaping a burning train, and whilst in the sauna, an environment which appears to cause cigars to spontaneously disintegrate.

Little White Lies is a German children's film set in the 1930s, about gangs and bullying, and about the mess that telling lies can get you into. It's inventive, engaging and delightful, if almost dangerously heartwarming at times. Being a children's film the story is quite straightforward, but with a surprising amount of moral depth, and its lessons are not hammered crassly home in the style of so many modern Hollywood films. It is beautifully shot and descends seamlessly into fantastic daydream on occasion, reminiscent of The City of Lost Children. A thoroughly enjoyable film.

Desire is drab and dreary and not worth wasting 90 minutes of your life on. It's a tediously "meta" film about the writing of itself, and revolves around the relationship of a writer husband and actress wife with their black au-pair. The (male) real-life writer has taken his rather pedestrian wet-dream of a threesome with Hot! Bi! Babes! and dressed it up as a great existential study of desire and lust. The writing is truly awful, stilted and boring. At one point one of the characters disparages another for speaking as if they were in a TV soap, a level of writing and characterisation which we can only dream of this film meeting. The level of racism and entitlement displayed in the film is truly stunning and quite cringeworthy. Nene, the au-pair, is merely there as a sex object for the white couple. They perpetually barge into her room without knocking because neither they nor the writer thinks her deserving of basic human rights such as privacy. At one point they decide to have a race to see who can sleep with her first whilst she is in the room. But it's OK, in this wet dream it just so happens that Nene is perfectly happy with all this, so it can't possibly be exploitation, right? I didn't stay for the Q&A, I might have been rude.

Pontypool is a work of utter genius. It's set in a tiny local radio station in the tiny Canadian town of Pontypool. Something odd starts to happen and the radio station staff are left holed in, reporting on a disaster they don't fully understand. The cause is a virus which is transmitted by words, and which turns its hosts into zombie-like creatures who latch onto anything they hear said. Despite being "safely" holed-up, the characters are still in danger because the virus can be spread by a conversation, a phone call, a radio broadcast. The writing and acting are superb; half the characters are never seen on screen, the rest are confined to the three rooms of the studio for the whole film, and we do not see a "zombie" until at least half-way through, and yet the suspense and atmosphere generated are incredible. Every line and every action leaves the watcher wondering whether the characters are still well or whether the virus has finally claimed them too. Add to this an unobtrusive touch of humour, both black and straight, and this is the best film I have seen in a very long time.

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