accusations,
aerial assaults,
alcohol,
ambiguities, backup quarterbacks,
boasting,
bodily functions,
bonus points,
breaking news,
buffets, bye weeks,
camraderie,
chortles,
cliffhangers, clunky interfaces,
coffee,
confusion,
conjectures,
deadly sins,
defeats,
defense,
delusions of grandeur,
dementia,
double vision,
e.s.p.,
espn,
excuses,
f.t.w., fantasy drafts,
fantasy football, fantasy football owners,
fantasy points,
fears,
fiction,
flawless victory,
flea flickers,
for the win,
foresight, fortune's fools,
fortunes,
free agents,
friends,
frozen tundra,
fumbles,
government cheese, gridirons, ground attacks,
grudges,
guffaws,
hal 9000,
hangovers,
hindsight,
home field advantage,
hysteria, injured reserve,
innuendoes,
inside jokes,
interceptions,
jack nicholson,
jargon,
java applets,
john madden,
joy,
joys,
just say no,
justice,
kickers,
lash larue,
loathing,
lols,
love you long time,
ludwig van beethoven,
malapropisms,
mania, matters of opinion,
meatheads,
misfortunes,
monday night football,
music, needle in a haystack,
nfl, nfl players as pawns,
no quarter,
objections,
obscure references,
obsessions,
offense,
office linebackers,
over my dead body,
overactive imaginations,
pain,
paranoia,
parodies,
peccadillos,
persistence of vision,
photoshopping,
pirates,
planet of the apes,
playoffs,
playoffs!, playoffs?,
predictions, profaning,
punters,
r lee ermey,
rain,
redundancy,
regrets, remote detonations,
rhetoric,
rod serling, running back by committee,
sacrilege,
safeties,
section 8,
serious business,
snickers, snowball's chance in hell,
special teams,
sports,
stanley kubrick, statue of liberty plays,
strategery,
sunshine, super sack attacks,
suspicions,
swashbuckling,
terry tate office linebacker, the ching, the giant sucking sound,
the gray area,
the letter z,
the twilight zone,
this is war,
timmy chang,
to the house,
tobacco,
tommy chong,
touchdowns,
trade deadlines,
trades,
trash talking,
triplicate,
truth, turd statues,
vending machines,
vices,
victories,
waiver wire,
weapons of mass destruction