Caveat Lector

Title: Homage to Catalunya
Pairings: (hints at) Thierry Henry/Bobby Pires, (fleeting mentions of) Xavi Hernandez/Javiola Saviola, Pep Guardiola/Luis Figo
Characters: Thierry Henry, Robert Pires, Leo Messi, Cesc Fabregas, Frank Rijkaard and various other Barca players
Rating: PG
Summary: It’s been a fair few weeks, and yet he still can’t stop doing it – comparing everything, like a tourist, a visitor. Nothing fits quite right, from the language – echoes of Italian, but he doesn’t want to think of those times, not really – to the food and the style of playing. Thierry Henry struggles with his move to Barcelona, in five segments.
Disclaimer: all made up, except for the facts.
Note: Each segment is preceded by a quote from an article. Credit is due to the Guardian, the BBC, the Daily Telegraph, and Goal.com. Title with apologies to George Orwell.

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Title: In Memoriam
Rating: PG
Pairings: House/Wilson, House/Stacy, implied others.
Spoilers: Vague spoilers up to 2x13 (Sex Kills)
Summary: Chinese folklore tells of a man who died, quite suddenly. He had urgent and painful regrets which barred him from a peaceful afterlife. Only by erasing those regrets could he then rest in peace.
Disclaimer: Not actually mine.
Music: Snow Patrol - Run. For various reasons my ultimate angst song - so you know what to expect.
Notes: Betaed by the long suffering blademistress, possibly the only person in the world who can put up with me on a regular basis, and by the ever patient and helpful pun. Enjoy.

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Title: Where You Begin (Last Part of the Futilities Arc)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Roy/Al, Ed/Al, various others implied
Warnings: Implied semi-con, AU.
Summary: “Let’s go, Al.” Ed holds out his hand. From his higher position on the hill, with the sun behind him, the brightness is blinding. Roy talks to Hawkeye about his experiences with the Elric brothers, and tries to regain something he never had. Concluding part of the Futilities Arc, so read the previous parts if you want this to make sense. Heavily AU.
Dedication: to youkofujima, wonderful artist and all around fabulous person. I can't believe I haven't written anything for you yet. ♥
Notes: Beta-ed by uber-beta blademistress. Thank you for putting up with my folly as a writer.
Music: Radiohead - Where You End and I Begin. Lyrics are hugely fitting, and of course the fic is named after it.

Previous Parts: Everything You Want
South of the River, East of the Sun
Infection

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Title: True Love and Other Catastrophes
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: House/Wilson, House/Cameron, implied others.
Spoilers: Up to season two, 2x11 (Need to Know).
Summary: Cameron's in love, House appears to be conducting an experiment in relationships, and Wilson doesn't understand.
Disclaimer: Not actually mine.
Dedication: blademistress, as the second of three fics I owe her. Funnily enough, she was also the beta reader without whom this fic would have been a mess.
Music: Death Cab for Cutie - Someday You Will Be Loved. Self-explanatory, really, once you read the lyrics. Very Wilson.
Notes: This fic ended up being a fairly ambitious undertaking for my second attempt at House fic. Feedback of all kinds is definitely welcome.

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Anyway, I'm actually at work right now, but I'm hungry and I haven't had a customer in over a half an hour, so I'm typing this up on TEH LAPTOP. (Working at the fuel station has it's perks, heh.)

This was the Bart+Billy genfic I promised Jenn and Dawn, who were utterly CONVINCED that I was never going to write it because hay wow, I say I'm going to write a lot of things that I usually don't end up writing. ^^;; FAIL IS ME?

Watch out for stupid allegorical references, because, er, duh. It's Xenogears.

Title: Red Sea
Author: Demidevi, thinking about getting a new online name...
Rating: Dude, it's PG. I don't think I could smut these two if I tried. Well, okay, if I TRIED, but it's not like I'm actually TRYING with this particular fic, ya dig? XD;;
Genre: Mrrrrrrrr, genfic. Of the somewhat introspective variety. I guess. It's more like just useless talking, heh.
Pairing: NONE, I TELL YOU, NONE. No, seriously. Please believe me? ^^;;
Summary: Billy attempts to teach Bart the paradox that is otherwise known as "worldly religion". XD It sort of goes without saying, but a chimp with ADHD would probably make a better pupil than the prince of Aveh.
For: Oh, I don't know. Dawn, I guess. kaiousei. She's probably the only one who would want it.
Music: Oh, for God's sake. I guess I'll just upload Bonds of Sea and Fire for you all, as it's pretty enough and relatively non-abrasive. -__-;; I think it's Bart's theme, but actually........WHO KNOWS? *headgasstationcounter*

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Title: For Victory (Part Two: 7 August 1915)
Rating: PG
Pairings: eventually Ed/Roy
Summary: It all started with a simple – and not uncommon – event. That was the assassination of the Furher. A few years after the struggles that led to Al regaining his body, Ed looks back to the years that altered the course of the lives of many people, including Roy Mustang and Edward Elric. Plotty and AU. In this chapter, Roy goes to trial and encounters a surprise witness.
Warnings: Still no actual Ed/Roy, although we're getting there. Very, very AU.
Dedication: Written for to kytyngurl2and zalia. Forgive the delay, ladies!
Notes: Remember this fic? Anyone? Beta-ed by blademistress, a great job as always.

Prologue and Part One

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I'm still...going...with this. @.@;; Believe it or not. Anyway, I'm seriously hoping that you guys, as readers, are enjoying this fic, because I was so very nervous about it's initial production. ^^;; Basically: IF YOU LIKE, YOU COMMENT, BECAUSE MAN, I'M REALLY STUCK ON THIS THING.

...It's also shorter than I thought. *POPS A FEW MORE PILLS OF FUCKITOL*

Also, I nearly cross-posted this to fma_yaoi because I fail and write too much buttsecks. :(

Arc: Symphonic Suite
Movement: Venus, The Bringer of Peace
Conductor: devils_devotion.
Measure: PG-13, with the occassional stumble into R and the ultimate NC-17. This arc features smut, but not omnipresently.
Tempo: Romance, Angst. Introspection (more of which than is healthy). Flashbacks, and did I mention angst?
Tone: Roy/Winry. Like..............OMGWTF. @.@ Other pairings implied, but they're not really important, so I won't bother to list them.
Rhythm: A symphony in seven movements. She had never expected to end up fleeing from a murderer on her first trip to the symphony.
Audience: Still cephiedvariable, as this was an intial drabble-request-turned-birthday-fic. Heh, who says Demi can't economize? In other news, Jenn, HURRY UP WITH DDS. :( I need more people to squee with about it. ...*eyes wonky grammar sadly*
Form: First of all, there are END-OF-SERIES SPOILERS scattered throughout this sonofabitch like the plague. AU from the movie, because I haven't seen the movie yet. LOLLER. Warnings for...angst. Yes. Angst. Much of.
Accompaniment: In the second movement of this fic, I give you the second movement of Holst's "Planets" suite: Venus, The Bringer of Peace. So download, and love!

( The previous movement: Mars, The Bringer of War )

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...I forgot how to use the Internet for a second, there. f^__^;;

Anyway, in the end, this is that Roy/Winry multi-part thing that I promised Jenn. It's not done, obviously, but I decided to post the first two parts of it because Vel said she missed me. ^^;;

Also, I have only Roy/Ed icons, so I fail. *POSTITY POST POST*

Arc: Symphonic Suite
Movement: 01.) Mars, The Bringer of War
Conductor: devils_devotion.
Measure: It varies, but the highest rating is NC-17. At the request of my f-list, I porned.
Tempo: Romance, angst. ZOMG HET?! Quite a bit of introspect, too.
Tone: Roy/Winry. Needless to say, this is very very difficult for me to write. Watch out for other random pairing hints, because I have a tendency to do that. >.<;; You know, just throw them in when they're not wanted/not appropriate. *shoots self in head*
Rhythm: A symphony in seven movements. They say that mustangs can sense a storm brewing on the horizon.
Audience: cephiedvariable. Aside from Hime and angels_resolve, she is the only person I'll write multi-part fics for. Ever. By this I mean, obviously, "FUCK YOU, JENN, I WRITE WAAAAAAY TOO MUCH STUFF FOR YOU." -___-;;
Form: Well, there's END-OF-SERIES SPOILERS like crazy, and this is more than likely AU of the movie. Still avoiding the movie until a better rip of it comes out in, like, November. -___-;; Other than that, there's only the usual warnings for this fic: angstangstangstangst vaguely weird mindsets, angst. You know.
Accompaniment: This entire arc is based off of a symphony by Gustav Holst called "The Planets". This is the first movement: Mars, The Bringer of War. It'd be awesome if you guys would listen to it. ^____^

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This idea's been bouncing around in my head for a while. It's just a short one...probably only drabble length. But in the end, I wanted to write it, anyway.

[EDIT]: I said I'd filter these, but in the end I don't care anyway and thus SPAAAAAAAAAAAAM. Ph34r it. So yeah, all my DDS fics are going to end up on this comm. COPING MECHANISM ANYONE?

Title: Typhoon
Author: Demidevi (devils_devotion)
Pairing: none; Gale-centric gen
For: youkofujima, the resident Gale lover. ^^;; I write you draw? In the end, there's no particularly memorable scenes in this fic - most of it's introspect, actually - so just draw whatever the hell you feel like, if you even feel like drawing at all. *shrug*
Comments: Eh.
Music: Eh. Have some more piano video game soundtrack music crap. ICARO (piano version) from the Shadow Hearts: Covenant soundtrack.

In honor of the 30 Digital Devil Saga fandom themes, this is in keeping with theme #19, "shell". It fits, but in a more abstract way. (As in, I don't come right out and say "HAY GUYS THIS IS HOW THE 'SHELL' THEME IS INCORPORATED INTO THIS KAY?" and stuff.)

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Where to find my fics:

+ my fanfiction.net account has most of my completed fics and my Harry Potter WIP, Where Angels Fear to Tread

+ Some of my Harry Potter fics are also up at fictionalley, where most of them are better formatted than the ff.net versions.

+ My fics on livejournal (note: everything is PG rated unless it says otherwise):

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This post will be updated gradually as I archive more of my writing.