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Lemon and lime??….*inhales cigarette* 🚬…..haven’t heard the citrus code in ages
@grimmjowbaddie on tiktok
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Phone sex must be crazy in One Piece. You have to use a pair of telepathic mollusks to do it which is already weird and on top of that they’re mimicking your face so on one hand you get to see your partner’s expression on the other hand it’s on a snail’s face. Maybe it would be better to just put a veil over it or something
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i like that the maned wolf and the bush dog are each other's closest living relatives. they're like cartoon henchmen
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paranoia and religious trauma got me thinking my mother is going to burst in on me while I’m writing gay porn and scream at me that I’m going to hell. I am 23. I live alone. My mother has been dead for four years. I have lived alone for almost a year. I am allowed to write as much porn as I want. Nobody gets mad at me for it. Anyway trauma’s a bitch, I wrote bloodymary porn if anyone wants to go read it (it’s on ao3)
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Gay person: i’m gay
Me: ok
106 worms: 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱
dont leave me out
I’m so sorry
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I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.
Why am I still angry.
I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.
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