i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy
me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok
i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm
hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!
give me your most controversial music opinion
the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast
such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones
raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
update: daughter
htps://www.blutonews.org/article/25
Bluto peaked around the corner
After hearing a noise, Bluto curiously looked at it. Unfortunately for him, the beautiful someone did look down to see Bluto had puckered his lips in a way that made his quite lushush mustach to wither into the eather or some other nerd crap dimension. Anyways, this made him look ugly :/ So She Stepped On His Face, The End!







