#yeah a lot of ''people went in those woods and never came out'' is like. bro they got lost. and probably got eaten by bears/wolves/coyotes

Honestly, exposure after getting stuck in a crevasse is the more likely culprit. Wild animals aren't going to go anywhere near a live human unless they're sick or desperate.

That is the most beautiful mantis I have ever seen does anyone have her number?

shes not interested in youu

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

#mybrick

🇺🇸 in the past month alone (july 22 2026 to august 22 2026 whenever I started typing) there have been 🇺🇸:

• 40 food and drug administration (FDA) recall entries published to the FDA recalls, market withdrawals, & safety alerts page
• 431 FDA recall entries published to the FDA enforcement report
• 27 published FDA warning letters, 54 FDA import alerts, 6 new FDA foodborne illness outbreak investigations plus 12 others still ongoing
• 64 consumer product commission (CPSC) product recall entries
• 16 CPSC product safety warnings (company refused to issue a recall)
• 816 product safety incident reports published to CPSC's official saferproducts.gov (most of these products are still being sold)
• 74 national highway traffic safety administration (NHTSA) recall entries
• 10 NHTSA vehicle safety issue investigations
• at least 11 united states department of agriculture food safety and inspection service (USDA FSIS) recall entries (website is down for me right now) (recalls of meat, poultry, and processed egg food products)

there have been over 500 fucking US recall entries published in the past month, and more since I started typing this post. this is not a comprehensive list of every source for US recalls, recall entries, or public safety publications.

I say recall "entries" because one single recall entry can contain hundreds of recalled products/models/flavors/codes/batches/lots/etc. if you wanted to count all of those individually, it would be somewhere between THOUSANDS and TENS OF THOUSANDS of recalls. in one month!

each of my big circulating rune style tumblr posts about recalls, outbreaks, safety alerts, etc takes ~3 to 12+ hours to research, write, edit, alt text, arrange, format, proofread, source, and then hit post. not including breaks. this post alone took 3-4 hours.

listen, you fucking rock. I enjoy spending time with you. we have a lot of fun together. I tell great jokes. sometimes you make me laugh too.

but I physically can not post about even 1% of all recalls and safety alerts in the US, let alone anywhere else in the world.

so do me this favor: if recalls or safety publications in the US are relevant to you at all, bookmark some of the links in this post and check them every now and then. once a week, once a month, once a year, whatever you can manage. maybe even sign up for some alerts.

you must not rely on my posts, anyone else's posts, social media as a whole, or even news outlets to keep up with recalls in the US. if you want to keep up with recalls/outbreaks/safety alerts/etc in the US, you need to follow official government sources.

Also the gentlemen with the black attaché case who offer you the choice between being safe or being free and the dead rats who live in the basement.

I have no idea what Wayside School is

It’s a trilogy of absurdist children’s novels published by Louis Sachar (the author of Holes) about a school that was supposed to be one storey with thirty rooms but is actually thirty storeys with a room on each floor because the builders were holding the plans sideways (and apparently this is how architecture works). Each book consists of a series of thirty loosely interrelated short stories about the students on the thirtieth floor, and there are a bunch of weird anomalous things that become running gags throughout the novels and, actually, now that I think about it, I can definitely see how Night Vale would have been inspired by this