Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"

"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"

"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"

"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"

"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"

"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"

"Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?"

Every few months ao3 shows it's racist ass, and I come closer to doing this:

Today's birds are these Cape Barren Geese Goslings

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

Rating things people tag this as:

One Piece - 10/10, fully checks all boxes. legends say no one's actually fully caught up

Supernatural - 8/10, it's a fun watch but you pay in other ways

Homestuck - 0/10, they're not actually saying this is homestuck, they're saying i said this about homestuck. Which isn't true

actually saying this about Homestuck - 10/10, tbh yeah

Superhero comics - 11/10, i am in hell and i need out

Naruto - 6/10, it's long, sure, but all naruto friends i had as a kid watched it at like 12, how hard could it possibly be

Warrior cats - ?/10, i had no idea it aged badly i thought it was just cats waging wars and tripping balls on medicinal plants

Stargate SG1 - 15/10, my mother is watching it again as i type this. I love ittt fave usa propaganda. But it is usa propaganda.

DSMP - 100/10 honestly why the fuck would you get into it. Happy to help if you want to, though

you take off book rocky’s mask of even rationality and underneath it is so much anger and reactivity, like a flinch when poking an open wound. hmmm closer but not quite right. you peel that mask off and underneath it is an immeasurable well of grief and fear and you’re like ohhhh I get it he is the open wound!

Guess who’s back from art block phase

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

if i ever reblog fanart that seems like itd go against every thought ive rver had about a character mind your buisness. im having a cheat day

clinically diagnosed O.C.D. OSTENTATIOUS CUNTY DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And of course also the terrors.

@mo0nj3lly

i think even if someone lives there right now they should let you go into your childhood home like once a year just to check it out

I LOVE THE DICHOTOMY OF THE COWL AGING DICK BUT THE BATSUIT IN ISOLATION HIGHLIGHTING HIS YOUTH

With cowl on: Pulling straight 40-year old man

But then Dick tugs it off to reveal the saddest, eternally teary face known to man.

So long as Dick can hide his face, he can maintain the facade of Batman. He is physically and intellectually capable of doing so. But as soon as you reveal the eyes, as soon as emotional vulnerability is possible, it immediately gives away how lost and unwell he is in the position.

(Note: it also it worth mentioning that this is not a single artstyle choice. The images above were pulled from a Rebirth comic, but the post-Final Crisis Dickbats run had the same dynamic.) See:

With Cowl

Without