Alpha Beta Ga-- fuck it, where's the beer?

To All ΑΒΓ Pledges:

On the night of August 1st/Morning of August 2nd, we will be doing a comm browatch of X-Men: First Class to commemorate ΑΒΓ’s first anniversary, the comm having been created on August 1st, 2011.

Times:

00:00 August 2nd, EDT

21:00 August 1st, PDT

05:00 August 2nd, BST

Keep watching the Carpe Brewski tag on Tumblr for word on where the browatch will happen. Current frontrunners are livestream and tinychat. I'll also make another announcement here when we've made a final decision.

Yours,

Picasso

...Or viral videos, or old sitcoms...Or pretty much anything, really...

1.) Successful execution of the Creamer Cannon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRw…
(*That* was Arrest #257, Capt. Fury was *NOT* pleased, and yes, it *is* entirely possible to be glared at through only one eye! Plus, that tree in the backyard never did quite grow back its upper limbs...)

2.) Strawberry Pop-Tart Flamethrower: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3856…

3.) Rigging up a Projectile Toaster in the kitchen.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.…

4.) Next attempt: Projectile cooler! Three black eyes and a sprained elbow later, you really CAN get beer from the kitchen without getting up! Cans only, though. Glass bottles just...*ended badly*. There were stitches. And pain. LOTS of pain. Upside? Vicodin! Wheee...

5.) BattleBot. That is all. Pointy objects on wheels + drunk freshies = BAD idea.

6.) Gas-powered garbage disposal. It didn't work for Tim Taylor, Erik so WHY should it work for YOU? It's not a hyena, it does NOT need to crush bone!

And there are probably more, but I wasn't able to steal the plans from him for his newest attempts, yet...Your thoughts?

Just out of curiosity - does anyone here know if this fic is going to be updated? I know the writer doesn't run this community, but I wondered if someone knows her and if she's working on another chapter. (Not that we're owed one, of course. But it was great fun and if she posted more, I'd happily read it. :-) )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZ…

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHA. I felt that this was fitting.

Except its by Toby Keith. He wrote it as a joke, apparently? But I can so see a Frat playing this song when they are DRUNK AS FUCK. I felt like I had to share.

Hey bros, Ulfheddin here.

As most people that have frequented the AIM chat are probably aware, carpebrewski is currently not working.

BUT, if you feel so inclined, you can join up at abgcarpebrewski instead!

Dutifully yours,
-Ulf
(Also, beer and stuff)

10 minutes before EVERYTHING ENDS IN TEARS.
-the art: I am Eriks aching betrayal-

It may get colored someday. But first I have to stop flailing and having all the feelings.
OMG GUYS THE FEELINGS!!!

BROZINGAS.

IT WAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT CHAPTER TEN IS UP AND I MISSED IT.

THUS, I GIVE YOU SPACE TO SHOUT.

As usual, SPOILERS IN COMMENTS so don't say I didn't warn you all.

Uh, bros, Ch 10 has been up for like, 2 hours and none of you said anything. In case you missed it....

http://gyzym.livejournal.com/10431…

GO GO GO GO GO.

And on a lighter note than that last post, I have officially found Hank's beer glass:



Better brewing through chemistry

Now you can drink your BeEr in its very own BeEr pint glass. Each glass holds16 oz of your favorite brew, ready to deliver delicious flavor and wonderful, relaxing ethanol. Just remember, drink responsibly. We kinda like having you chuckleheads around.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/…

Here are two movieverse-tie-in/inspired drabbles set in the Brewski!verse. Promise they're good...Really...

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