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Poll #1403969
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Love, and you spell it ... never mind
1(4.2%)
With such fabulous rides as ExtenZe Mountain Erection, Drunk-dial Tilt-a-whirl, and the Ferris Wheel of Unending Catholic Guilt.
4(16.7%)
I've never seen a theme park that looked more like a prison camp
2(8.3%)
Still better than EuroDisney
5(20.8%)
To get on any of the rides, you must be this (*)(*) big or ------- this long. Sorry, masterbating is only allowed in the non-married zones located around the park.
4(16.7%)
Come and see real big American penis!
0(0.0%)
Him: First date FOR THE WIN! Her: FAIL!
1(4.2%)
STD plague destroyed loveland. Then, it was infested with flies.
1(4.2%)
C'mon honey! Let's go on the Bukkake Flume!
6(25.0%)
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Poll #1403966
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What the Vice President meant to say was ...
0(0.0%)
I hate it when he tells this story
3(12.0%)
Joe Biden just realized he left the stove on.
3(12.0%)
Why the fuck did I take this job again?
1(4.0%)
I can NOT believe he just told everyone about the bunker underneath my house.
1(4.0%)
"Geez, and people usually assume I'm the one who's going to say the dumb thing!"
1(4.0%)
I knew I should have had that V8
3(12.0%)
Secret Bunker is supposed to stay secret, why do I forget these things!
1(4.0%)
"I'd like to introduce Joe the Plumber...um I mean Bidden..."
3(12.0%)
One second before Joe Biden rips off his mask and reveals he's actually the graveyard caretaker, just like those meddling Mystery Machine kids always suspected.
2(8.0%)
Obama replaced by different black man. White people all over the country fail to notice.
7(28.0%)
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Poll #1403964
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Tramp Stamps Unite!
2(7.7%)
Carla was inordinately proud of her tramp stamp.
0(0.0%)
OK. Snap on 2, and remember, let's have some dignity out there.
11(42.3%)
so we wrestle in the mud and whomever has the tramp stamp wins!
1(3.8%)
For any man, this will not end up being good.
1(3.8%)
Okay, 11, you pull down your shorts and I'll throw it to number 1 here!
0(0.0%)
Ok, act like total prostitutes on three. Ready, BREAK!
0(0.0%)
The girl with the biggest tramp stamp wins!
0(0.0%)
OK - We go with a tramp stamp sweep right fakeout. Sue, you run right, backwards, and your tramp stamp'll attract the boys on the other team. We'll have Liz here run left and be free and clear to the endzone. OK - ready - BREAK!
1(3.8%)
Team Tramp Stamp plans next trip to the Mall
1(3.8%)
Trampstampathalon. Nobody wins, even when everyone gets laid.
2(7.7%)
This is what happens when you tell a blonde to find you some grass
7(26.9%)
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May 11: Spc. Zachery Boyd, far left, wore 'I love NY' boxer shorts in a fire fight with Taliban militants after rushing out of bed to join his fellow platoon members.

Poll #1403960
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97.09




Poll #1402556
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A string theorist's wet dream.
1(5.6%)
This picture makes more sense than the LOST season finale.
2(11.1%)
Henti after tentacle rape is outlawed.
5(27.8%)
Tube Men: Archnemeses of The Blue Man Group
3(16.7%)
It's hard to believe this is what the swine flu virus looks like
0(0.0%)
I'm tellin' you, it would have been easier to hire Industrial Light and Magic than to try this on our own.
3(16.7%)
The audience in Birmingham, Alabama never understood that this stood for a very naughty act!
0(0.0%)
Dr Octogon's retarded children
2(11.1%)
In the future, this is the safest way to give someone a hug.
2(11.1%)
They're messy when it comes time to wipe.
0(0.0%)
Safe sex has been taken to a whole new level...
0(0.0%)
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Poll #1402555
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You're offering *how much* for me to hang out with you for the rest of the night?
0(0.0%)
I'm the new Anna Nicole? HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, wait...
1(6.7%)
I'm the Leprechaun!
2(13.3%)
"I don't get it, all I asked her was if she wanted to sleep with me!"
5(33.3%)
"He just told me he thinks I have father issues. Isn't that funny?"
0(0.0%)
See, you hockey puck! I told you chicks love insult humor.
3(20.0%)
Don, can you take my word on the "real and spectacular" part?
1(6.7%)
Ha ha ha, 12" penis, whatever old man!
0(0.0%)
Oops, I acidently pressed the loud annoying laughing button.
3(20.0%)