CAPSLOCK THUNDER

THIS IS A CAPSLOCK COMM (THOUGH NOT AN OFFICIAL ONE). CAPSLOCK IS GOOD. FLAMING IS GOOD, BUT IF YOU SAY SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT LIGHTNING, PREPARE TO BE FUCKING OWNED.

RULES
1. IF YOU RODE LIGHTNING AND LIKED IT, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, UNLESS YOU RODE IT AS PART OF A 'SPYING ON THE ENEMY' RECON MISSION IN AN ATTEMPT TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY KEEP WINNING. IF YOU RODE LIGHTNING AND ACTUALLY ROOTED FOR THEM, GTFO (THOUGH CONVERTS ARE ACCEPTED).
2. THUNDER ROCKS ON. LIGHTNING SUCKS BALLS. DISAGREEING WITH THESE SENTIMENTS IS AGAINST THE RULES.
3. YOU HAVE TO POST IN CAPSLOCK. SERIOUSLY, CHECK THE NAME.
4. IF YOU LAPSCOCK, OR IF YOU PRAISE LIGHTING IN ANY WAY, YOU HAVE TO POST PENANCE. THIS SHOULD BE IN THE FORM OF A DRAWING OF A NAKED PERSON RIDING THUNDER. YOU CAN ALSO RIDE THUNDER WHILE NAKED YOURSELF, AND THEN POST YOUR SOUVENIR PICTURE.

HOW TO BE COOL

1. JOIN THIS COMM.
2. ROOT FOR THUNDER. VERY VOCALLY.
3. DISS LIGHTNING (IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, PEOPLE).
4. BUY A THUNDER T-SHIRT AND WEAR IT PROUDLY.
5. RIDE THE WILD MOUSE AND SCREAM, "THUNDER" FROM THE TOP (YES, PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU FROM THE GROUND).
6. START THE LIGHTNING VS. THUNDER HERSHEY PARK GANG WARS.
7. UNCLIP THE TURNSTILE CHAIN AT THE EXIT, BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS USELESS.

THIS COMMUNITY WILL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE MORE THAN ONE MEMBER. LAWL.