CAPSLOCK, autobitches,
autobots,
bad 1980's music, bay you fucking ass,
beast wars, being hooks butt-slave,
big bold sassy cranes, blackarachnia is sooooo metal!, blitzwang, blitzwang/crane,
blitzwing/blitzwing/blitzwing, bumbleballs, bumbleballs stop lubricating,
buttsecks,
cannons,
capslock,
chins,
crack, dancing with blitzwing,
decepticons,
deceptisluts,
energon,
epic win,
furmanisms,
geewun,
getting drunk on energon,
giant sentient robots, hook's lesbian baby machine, humping astrotrain, ironhide the pedo,
keep it gay!,
kiss players,
kremzeek, laser cock,
lol fandom,
lol fangirls,
lubrication,
macros, making out on cars, megatron's gross face, michael bay is awesome!,
musicals, my queen!,
obviously jazz is black,
optimus prime, our fanfic is lulz, ratchet the hatchet,
ratchet's lawn, ratchet/leglamp,
robot heroes,
robot prons,
robot sex,
robots,
robots is disguise, rodimus prime: optimus killer,
satellite rape, sex fiends in disguise, show us ur cannons,
skeet skeet skeet, skyfire is emo, slutscream,
space aids,
space barnacles,
spark sexin's,
starscream's stds,
sticky, tapedeck sex,
the power!,
the touch!,
transformers, ultra magnus: porn star,
vagina dentata, watching teenagers make out, weepy shockwave is weepy,
wheeljack blowing shit up,
yesssssssssssss