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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sluttyquarantinetheory

You know there is something so insidious about the ways in which people see single people. If you're single, for whatever number of reasons, and you speak about relationships people can get incredibly weird about it.

if you've never had a major Life Changing Move in Together Get a Joint Bank Account relationship people treat you as though you are some manner of lost puppy or over grown twelve year old. If you've had that type of relationship and it ended, for any number of reasons, people insist on knowing all the gritty details so they may judge whether you were the hapless victim of a crazy ex or you were the crazy ex. The concept that things can end amicably or even neutrally is bafflingly foreign to people.

Single people don't typically go around offering unsolicited relationship advice but they are expected to put up with every manner of unhinged advice on How to Get a Man/Girl/Whoever. When we do offer our advice it is met with absolute ire and dismissed as though we are a child that spoke out of turn.

Single people get to run the gambit of being infantilized and villainized for the mere mundanity of just existing without a partner. Countless people will tell you their relationship woes and then become livid when you have the audacity to suggest that maybe they don't have to be doing that.

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coquelicoq

earlier today i saw a bumper sticker that said I've Been Fishing For So Long, My Mom Gets Social Security! which is so nonsensical that i'm still thinking about it

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i was so haunted by this absurdity that i decided to retrace my steps and try to find it again so i could make sure that i didn't read it incorrectly. and GUESS WHAT

Bumper sticker that says "I've Been Fishing So Long My Worm Gets Social Security" with Worm underlinedALT

[ID: Bumper sticker that says "I've Been Fishing So Long My Worm Gets Social Security" with Worm underlined /end ID]

THAT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE. UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY

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everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

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“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

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Do not get it twisted. yes it is normal to feel horny when you ovulate. no it does not deeply compel you to go back to your ex or cheat or some shit of you weren't already considering. no you're NOT WEIRD if you get horny during ovulation or if you get angry during pre menstruation or menstruation THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. your mood is tied to hormones. everyone's mood. men's mood as well. some people can even get suicidal off hormonal imbalances. give yourselves and each other a fucking break. having a uterus is hard enough without us making it harder on each other.

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Like maybe I'm being too woke or maybe I'm being too radical but I think treating every woman who is vulnerable and prone to feelings that aren't "socially acceptable" or "appealing" as a fucking enemy of feminism for being flawed might be a bit misogynistic.

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I forgot I was on the missing the point website like yes abrupt hormonal imbalances are Bad and if you feel these emotions to the point where they're particularly debilitating there "is something wrong with you" but like. In the medical sense and in the sense that it probably can be fixed. But you're not an animal for wanting to fuck or a moral failure to feminism if you get pissy during your period. That's what I meant.

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carnival-phantasm

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

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chibikuroneko13

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cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

foone

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

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Fun stuff: I got stuck at the first board of Chapter 3, because I’m going for the mantle but I SUCK at that board. Tried winning it several times, failed, didn’t even get enough points to buy the S ranking.

And then I looked up online some tricks to beat the board.

Fellas. It turns out. You can get infinite points from Mini Susie pulling weeds. And there’s a specific point of the board where there’s two screens full of weeds, so you just need to enter one, wait for Susie to pull them, enter the other, wait again, enter the other one, etc. But the thing about me. It’s that I’m insane at grinding.

In the end, I farmed 8000 points, got a T ranking from that, and since I did not so bad at the others I got a S rank. And I have enough points to buy the next one, and to buy the rest of the chapter, frankly.

On the one hand: fucked up I ended up turning to this this chapter isn't balanced at all for players that are slightly good but not that much on the other: Toby if you didn't want me to grind you should have thought ahead DR Chapter 3 Deltarune DR posting My post
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obsessed with this bit in the cover of the daily telegraph

"potentially kick-starting Buenos Aires' insistence the British territories should be theirs."

Do these journalists know that argentina has 22 other provinces that are not Buenos Aires and that Argentina THE COUNTRY COMPOSED OF ALL THESE PROVINCES has presented repeated claims to the UN in regards to this CONSISTENTLY AND UNRELENTINGLY.

But also

Premier League players unfurl banner reading: "The Malvinas are Argentinian"

Is the hottest headline I have ever read in my life

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50% REDUCTION IN AUDIENCE CAPACITY AND A 321.000 USD FINE FOR SHOWING THIS AS IT IS CONSIDERED "DISCRIMINATORY"

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