knee deep in the nord lore

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Critical Role tagging is as follows:

maintag – #critical role

campaigns – #cr1, #cr2, #cr3, #cr4

m9 rewatch – #nein again

exandria unlimited – #cr exu

oneshots – #cr oneshots

spoilers are tagged as #cr spoilers, and while episodes are airing I tag with maintag, campaign/oneshot, #cr spoilers, and #cr liveblog

The Legend of Vox Machina – #tlovm / #tlovm spoilers

Mighty Nein Animated – #m9 animated / #m9a spoilers

spoilers for Thursday eps are tagged until the following Monday; spoilers for the animated series are tagged for a week following the episode airing

additional CR content is under the maintag, not tagged by show, with the exception of Narrative Telephone when I remember to tag as such – #narrative telephone

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idlesuperstar

 - Very good. 

txf-tarras

This is the type of film that the phrase “glorious technicolor” was invented for - look at the richness of the colours!

petermorwood

To say nothing of a phrase that gets used in this house a bit too often…

quousque

ok so this is The Court Jester with Danny Kaye and it is the best fucking movie i swear. It’s a comedy musical robin hood parody thing about an incompetent moron and his extremely competent ass-kicking girlfriend taking down a tyrannical king and restoring the throne to the rightful heir

-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell it’s the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek

-the main character’s only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up

-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis

-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true “what”

-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on

-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker you’ve never heard of

-seriously go watch it you wan’t regret it

oldshrewsburyian

#yea verily yea ( @lessthansix)

whatevercomestomymind

And a fun tidbit from the filming was that Danny Kaye had never fenced before this film, so he was trained by Basil Rathbone’s stunt double who was also the fight coordinator. Kaye got so proficient so quickly, that Rathbone himself had to do most of the duel scenes between them as the fight coordinator eventually couldnt keep up with him on the more technical parts of the fight. If you watch closely, you can see that Rathbone stays on camera doing the fencing for a much larger percentage of time than he normally did by that point in his career, and Kaye does all but a couple of shots of his own fencing, because HIS double couldnt keep up and make it believable.

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wychmoor

god I watched the attempted King Gus assassination again and it’s such an excellent combat, the set up and pay off of the player choices is insane,, Hal choosing to stay separate letting him break the other spell caster’s concentration just in time to put Gus’s druid back in play,, Bolaire and Azune both putting up See Invisibility as soon as they arrive on the scene letting them later take out the mage keeping the doors closed,, Azune carefully setting up the Magpie’s presence so they can be on the scene as soon as those doors open to immediately turn the numbers in their favour,, Hal disguising himself at the beginning so he could later try to help handle Filoneus without blowing up his spot with the Creed

and fucking every single thing Marisha did just a sick combat for her, by the end of the first round Murray was the only functioning ally in that room and completely outnumbered and she carefully held that invisibility like a champ,, helping Gus get his weapon, stopping 4 attacks with that shield glyph, only revealing herself once Gus and the druid were back in action, using her other portent roll to keep up the crown of madness Bolaire had cast,, plus the dastardly diabolical move of trying to use a portent on Yanessa’s death save revealing the whole plot in the only way Brennan hadn’t anticipated,,, this might be recency bias but it’s gotta be up there as one of the great crit role combats if only for Marisha, it’s a barn burner

it’s SO good aaaa critical role cr4
rainydaydecaf
glowbeam

once earth finds out grace is alive they regularly (every 5 years?) send a new beefy hard drive to erid with all the latest media produced globally, the first one from the time he left to the present, and each subsequent from the last five years. this is a known and agreed upon thing worldwide. this does create a significant problem of there being a massive crunch in every creative industry ever every five years because everyone wants to get their movie/book/album/whatever out in time to be sent to space. however it does also create a new meme where if something comes out that's really ass you say "i don't think dr. grace needs to see this" which is always a critical hit

also everything written or directed by or starring one of his students gets put in a special folder that goes to the top of the list. many of these are theses and academic papers, but he cherishes all of them, video games and paintings and experimental noise albums (rocky is quite fond of xavier's work, actually).

earth keeps doing it long after they believe grace to have passed, because it's tradition, and like hey maybe the eridians will be into it. grace, approximately age 142 and looking exactly the same, finally sends home his and rocky's reviews of a selection of favorites. he does not address his appearance or alive-ness at all whatsoever.

penny-anna
mwagneto

sometimes i let morbid curiosity carry me to old torchwood fan content from the 2000s and good god these people hate women so much. there's the obvious gwenbashing stuff but even innocuous content will be infused with this bizarre hatred of gwen and a complete dumbing down of every other woman. not to say the men are in character but at least that's done lovingly. any mention of gwen has to be like Gwen woke up in the morning evilly. she kicked rhys in the face and put on a revealing outfit. she ate a huge breakfast cause she's a bitch

mikkeneko

ghostingthespace asked:

you got any hip stretches?

fucking-relax answered:

ive been tryna hype myself to make a reminder for months after my stage 2 of physical therapy, which are repetitions to build up the muscles for steady improvement but aren’t the best for immediate relief

so for about 15 minutes, i remixed My Happy Place (the base of my current meditation setup) and Hips & Glutes stretch to wake up and then target muscles, respectively

three stretches for 60 seconds with note to extend all parts of the spine, focus on the tailbone for hips.  1 is like a mermaid pose with hips planted to ground and fully extended arms along the side of the stretched up torso.  2 is like a kowtow with legs folded under and back bowed but arms extended far forward.  3 is a like a fetal position but on your back with folded legs held to chest and ankles relaxed.ALT
six hips and glutes stretches with original note to hold for 30 seconds each on one side then repeat for the other.  1 my note is its difficult but wakens muscles; it looks like a sprinter's starting position with one leg extended back and the other bent 90 degrees forward, arms braced on either side of the forward leg. 2 my note is it felt best; it is a squat with knees pointed to the side and hands pressed together with elbows level to knees. 3 my note is its okay; a spinal twist from a seated position on the floor with one leg extended and the other bent up and crossed over the extended leg while the torso twists to face the leg-folded side. 4 my note is that hold feels different from reps; it's a typical bridge pose with shoulders and feet planted and hands extended but more arch when the hips are brought up. 5 my note is its confusing but good; starting from laying down on the floor, bring one knee up to chest and fold head forward (towards chest feels better than towards knee). 6 my note is its amazing; knees bent, one leg will cross over the thigh to create a 4-like shape and hold-grab the leg that still has a foot pointing forward and gently bring your legs closer to your chest.ALT

i have several more tabs to experiment with and i want to organize my own Reminder for Rotation based on what could be done if lying down is an option or not, but i fear i will forget even if i save this as a draft. and besides! above relaxed my stiff and sore hips so fucking good

fucking-relax

i believe the earlier stuff i shared is best for beginners cause fuck the Tight Hips is so fucking hard; that one i had to modify to keep my balance and while it feels odd in the body, it's easier to follow if you focus on one leg before switching. Sleep Prep was more of a broad application of the whole body from top to bottom, but i feel affirmed how it has my favs for hips

Tight Hips exercise program of 9 poses with instructions to hold each pose for 30 seconds then move on to the next one. Repeat the sequence again on the other side. 1, my note "reset": legs are spread far apart with feet pointing forward, body is bent forward at the hips with hands clasped behind the back. 2 and 3, my note "modify to keep stretch in hips and thighs": the same squat with knees pointed to side with hands pressed together in front, that shifts to one leg straight off to the side with heel down and toes up. 4 and 5, my note "felt so fucking hard": same sprinter starting position with back leg straight and balanced on toes, that transitions so back leg is as flat to the floor as possible while torso goes from crouched to curving upwards. 6, my note "reset pt 2": same kowtow position. 7, my note "relax": same fetal position on back. 8, my note "this one is popular": same 4-shaped leg hold on back. 9, my note "reset pt 3": same laying down spinal twist, picture is of the other side than leg used but keeping used leg on upper side is better stretch.ALT
Sleep Prep workout of 9 poses with instructions to hold each pose for 60 seconds or 30 seconds per side then move on to the next one. There is an additional note from me how the exercise focuses from top to bottom of the body. 1, my note "neck/back": from a cross-legged sitting position, a hand over the head gently pulls it towards the elbow to stretch the neck. 2, my note "torso muscles": same kowtow stretch. 3, my note "torso joints", shoulder-spinal twist where one arm threads under the body to stretch towards the other side; hips are kept up in the air. 4 and 5, my note "spine - cat cow": from all fours, first the back is curved like a spooked cat, then the back is arched like a swaybacked cow. 6, my note "superman": from laying down on belly, arms and shoulders are stretched backwards to lift the upper torso off the ground. 7 and 8, my note "my favs": same 4-shaped leg hold and laying down spinal twist. 9, my note "blood leaves feet": L shaped with back on floor and legs up in the air.ALT

after the tight hips exercise, i had instinctively gone into the stretch that was my go-to in childhood after hurting my joints (so, daily) and then i realized i had a hip stretch in me all along: the Butterfly

wikihow art of a cycle that starts sitting upright with legs extended forward, then feet pressed together and pulled towards hips, and then a slight lean forward of the torso.ALT

that shit is amazing when anything from upper back to above knees hurts