looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me
Playground bullies laughing at me saying you don't even get the quiet sadness of mario galaxy
[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next
can we pretend that airships in the smoggy sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a fantastical contraption right now, fantastical contraption right now...
DnD 5e is actually so good though you can change anything you want. My friends and I have a fun homebrew rule where we don't actually use maps or dice or minis or pen and paper at all, we go out on the sidewalk and use chalk to draw squares with numbers in them and we take turns hopping through them one foot at a time
