TAKO

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

don’t mind me i’m making a pinned post

Hi, I’m Tako. 🐙

AKA takonomz, calyxcurl, or bardicaarakocra. This is my reblog/main account where I will follow you from!

🐙 Other accounts:

@takonxmz 🎨✏️ art & podfic

@bardicaarakocra 🐤🎶 dnd/ ttrpg/ bg3/ esoteric ebb/ some oc stuff/ bird(?) (formerly ‘tako-plays’)

@takonomz ⚔️🪽 im sorry i keep forgetting it exists but it’s for eruri! thinking of re-purposing it tho idk

🐙 Additional things that don’t fit on top of this page:

  • thing about me (just so we are clear)

—I’m old (30+) —genderqueer fil-am —I’m anti-imperialism, anti-capitalism, and anti-neoliberalism —this is an anti-terf, anti-cop, anti-zionist, anti-genAI, anti-settler-colonial, anti-puritanism blog —this is a freak-positive blog —this is a pro-aroace blog —I have a podenco…

I will overshare things about myself in the tags —This is where I reblog random stuff like shitposts, cute animals, whimsical things, informational things, some fandom stuff, etc.

  • some ships and/or fandom stuff you may see:

—captive prince (lamen! berencel! pallazar!) —hades/hades 2 (mostly charmes) —pokemon —legend of zelda —mdzs [mó dào zǔ shī] (especially xiyao!) —svsss [scum villain self-saving system] (qijiu, moshang, bingyuan)… I have not read tgcf yet.

🐙 Some blog tags:

my attempts at organizing here are not great sorry

#tako vent #tako.txt #tako.img #tmi tako #queue+pie mayo #resources #reference/#references #informative #genderfuck #pilipinas/#UYY PILIPINS #tako’s podenco

If you know me from my 2012 Tumblr accounts then uhhhhhhhhhh you don’t 😭 OR you are a very old eruri friend! In which case, hi hello I love you!

🐙 Other social media you can find me:

• ko-fi:takonxmz

• twitter (inactive): curlofacalyx🐙 \ takonomz🔞 \ takonxmz🎨 \ tako_plays🎮

• bluesky: curlofacalyx🐙 \ takonxmz🎨 \ takonxxxmz🔞

• instagram:takonxmz🎨 \ podenco.para.sayo🐶

• tiktok (inactive): takonxmz🎨 ▪ podenco.para.sayo🐶

• xiaohongshu (inactive) : takonomz🎨

🐙 my carrd (containts commission information):

takonxmz.carrd.co/

🐙 etc?:

my asks are closed bc I keep getting scams and spams (even with the anonymous option off) … sorry. 😵‍💫

and uhhhh i think that’s all for now …?

Pinned Post pinned post aaaaa tako.txt liable to change etc etc etc sorry sorry sorry dont mind this on your dash aaaa i've just had this in my drafts for more than a month or something
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ellaandtheocean

Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

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Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

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gallusrostromegalus

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

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Fin whales breaching: sea serpent

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levitating minke whale

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Sperm whale breaching: wjaht the fuck

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necronatron

I have a feeling I have already shared this, but please, take the contribution of the northern right whale dolphin.

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The humble eyebrow

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pitbolshevik

i agree that there should be more transmasc representation. i think there should be more trans rep of every kind

but i also think it's perhaps important to note that while transmasc rep is lacking, we also don't get turned into caricatures nearly as often as trans women do. and like a solid chunk of the transfem "rep" that people point to are just blatantly mockeries of trans women

pitbolshevik

when transmascs ARE portrayed in media we are, ime, way more likely to be portrayed earnestly

the only transmasc caricature i can think of in mainstream media is....idk, maybe pat from that painfully unfunny snl skit turned movie? compare that to the countless transmisogynistic caricatures we have in big name shows and movies like silence of the lambs, rocky horror picture show, even kids media like shrek and the fucking powerpuff girls

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draconym

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

draconym

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

recently-reanimated

edited painting of the river styx to have Zohran Mamdani standing in front of itALT

Hi! I’m New York’s mayor Zohran Mamdani. For too long New Yorkers have been forced to pay increasing fares for journeys to the land of the dead. I’m here to change that. I pledge to make transit on the river styx fast and free so across the 5 Boroughs people can have quick and affordable passage into Hades.

LMAO??????????
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turing-tested

why didnt you call the cops or cps?


how about this: when i was 9 and my stepdad beat me until i passed out and i told my friends at school, my teacher over heard and i was interviewed by cps. they also went to my house when i was at school. when i got home, my step father was waiting on the couch, and told me who visited him that day. he told me if i ever snitched again he would beat me to within an inch of my life.


how about this: my mother locked me out of the house when i was 14 and when i cried so loud the neighbors called the cops, the cop told me i should have been respectful of my mother who was trying to sleep.


how about this. the demon you know is less scary than the demon you don’t.


children in abused households are raised to fear the idea of being taken away. children in abusive households see that help makes things worse.


dont you ever blame an abuse victim for not going to the authorities.

turing-tested

yes this okay to reblog!

isuggestyouthliberation

cpc + the cops are more invested in maintaining the social power of adults over children than they are in the wellbeing of those children.