“Why is life so hard?”

@calmtonight

im much like gerard way in the sense that i also have to get into character before heading to work except the character i get into is Gerard Way and the character they get into is baby Jane hudson

The Draag lore is Oh my god I'm sorry I literally can't stop trying to figure out the boob situation

BREAKING: German Expressionism Night at Citi Field has been canceled after player complaints that the large, abstract set-pieces and haunted, gloomy-looking actors were obstructing play. Czech New Wave Night is still set for next week, though Mets players and fans have now been advised in advance to be aware of any extended metaphors for interwar Europe that may occur between innings.

the way gerard talks about grant morrison is insane im actually gonna be irl sick over this. gerard ur crazy thats how i feel about You mama isnt that beautiful. and i cant wait for the day u tell me to get in ur very fast car and i do and i never get out

EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T LOVE

I'm standing in a hallway and l'm invisible.

I spent most of my young adult life being that way and I had no divine indication that things were going to change—definitely not today. I'm in the New York City offices of DC Comics, wearing black and clutching a fresh stack of photocopies, and I have just heard someone say:

"Grant Morrison is here— he's heading in "