Meme
So I've been thinking about the various things my fandoms have taught me, and I decided to put it in a handy list form. Feel free to gank it.
Kingdom Hearts
1. Everyone is gay.
2. Don’t fuck with the Mouse.
3. It’s possible to be a complete sissy and an utter badass at the same time (see also: Link).
4. Everyone is also really, really emo.
5. Organization XIII is full of cat-fighting bitches.
Jem and the Holograms
1. Straight women can’t drive.
2. It’s okay to cheat on your girlfriend if they’re both the same person.
3. There can be only one top band.
4. Synergy is the devil.
5. Pizzazz is the center of the universe.
Star Trek: Voyager
1. Never let Chakotay near a shuttle.
2. Coffee and hairspray are the basic necessities.
3. Never let Tom near the holodeck.
4. All messages to Seven of Nine must be delivered to her breasts.
5. Don’t piss off Neelix, for he makes the foodand is possibly a member of Organization XIII.
Discworld
1. Separate not the vampire from her coffee.
2. Never grab a wizard’s staff.
3. Do not leave milk out for the pixies.
4. Opera can be bad for your health.
5. Baked goods make great weapons.
The Saddle Club
1. Mrs. Reg is omnipotent.
2. Trail rides make everything better.
3. Ice cream sundaes are the best food in the world.
4. Veronica is a moron.
5. Horses are better than boys.
Kingdom Hearts
1. Everyone is gay.
2. Don’t fuck with the Mouse.
3. It’s possible to be a complete sissy and an utter badass at the same time (see also: Link).
4. Everyone is also really, really emo.
5. Organization XIII is full of cat-fighting bitches.
Jem and the Holograms
1. Straight women can’t drive.
2. It’s okay to cheat on your girlfriend if they’re both the same person.
3. There can be only one top band.
4. Synergy is the devil.
5. Pizzazz is the center of the universe.
Star Trek: Voyager
1. Never let Chakotay near a shuttle.
2. Coffee and hairspray are the basic necessities.
3. Never let Tom near the holodeck.
4. All messages to Seven of Nine must be delivered to her breasts.
5. Don’t piss off Neelix, for he makes the food
Discworld
1. Separate not the vampire from her coffee.
2. Never grab a wizard’s staff.
3. Do not leave milk out for the pixies.
4. Opera can be bad for your health.
5. Baked goods make great weapons.
The Saddle Club
1. Mrs. Reg is omnipotent.
2. Trail rides make everything better.
3. Ice cream sundaes are the best food in the world.
4. Veronica is a moron.
5. Horses are better than boys.