ByTheSpiteOfApollo

Hey-

Hey what do you-

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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Please don’t break my bones~

My achy breaky bones~

I just don’t think my insurance’d understand

I’d like to congratulate you Tumblr. You all are so incredibly good at gaslighting.

I was trying to explain to my mother Goncharov, but as I was showing her the google results, she looked over at me. She then started to question me, thinking me to be the one gaslit, the one to be tricked into thinking it was a fake movie.

Even while explaining to someone that it is fake, you all have made it seem that it is so incredibly real. Well played Tumblr, well played.

Not many things bring me the same satisfaction as reading a fic, and seeing a character who was held back the entire series finally go feral. Like, the lord’s s been testing them, they at least deserve to set some buildings on fire.

Goodnight to everyone except:

I don’t think I will ever forget the time I was walking and person made eye contact with me and said, and I quote, “Hello fellow homosexual!”, and walked away. Glad to know I radiate the vibes.

Me: Gender dysphoria just has me in a chokehold today.

My friend: Learn martial arts. Chokehold it back.

I just accidentally said “washing my teeth” instead of “brushing my teeth” and now all I can think about is the clicking sound of a bunch of loose teeth getting put through a spin cycle.

I went outside of my room without my glasses on and I saw my little sister’s silhouette (it’s night so the hall wasn’t the brightest), so I stared at her waiting for her to move or talk or some reaction to me being there.

It was the stairway railing. I was staring at the post of my stairway for a good minute because I thought it was my little sister. I’m too blind for this.

Attention

It is now late night in the middle of June.

Have those heat waves been faking you out?