writing fanfiction is the most fun awesome thing on earth. also terrible horrible awful one thousand agonies

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

@boltlightning

they are both evil for being in love

I have found myself pondering rabbits more often than usual. Their shape perplexes me, they are so. Shape. I have found myself to be more of a dog person but perhaps a time may come where I may acquire a rabbit or perhaps a bunny. Only time will tell. I am Johnathan Darksouls

infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated

Super happy everybody gets married and has lots of babies YA fantasy ending, except it depicts a principal character retiring from public life to craft horrible flesh homunculi in some fetid catacomb, presented in a way that's tonally indistinguishable from its conventional counterpart.

When you’re at the bus stop on time: bus schedules are more like guidelines than hard rules, really. You will sit in the 90 degree heat for an extra 15 minutes past the scheduled arrival time wondering if the bus has decided to just skip today and you will like it.

When you are running even a single minute late: the noble city bus has a schedule to keep and it will dally not a single second longer. Be better

I thought Amba might want a drink. She told me I was stupid for thinking she would consume hose water.

you can bring a horse to water...

i need all the images like this that you have

homophobic people when they realize they bought m&ms instead of m&fs

STOP REBLOGGING THIS ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

you didn't listen to me

Important

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

let's all say thank you to the ao3 volunteers who i hear are having A Week

I just think it's crazy when something has an objectively amazing story and it's hitting all the right buttons but there are just. So few women. It's crazy. It's crazy to me that STILL we are in a place where women are not equally represented in media. Like. It's really normal to have a cast where there's only a few women and they never really speak to one another. That's NORMAL. it's wild I'm going insane how are we letting all these amazing stories exist without WOMEN