I'll fix your wagon! I'll mow your lawn! I'll clean your gutters!

Maybe it's just me, but the saying "I'll fix your wagon" doesn't sound like much of a threat. Observe:

"I'll fix your wagon!"
"You know, now that you mention it, one of the rear wheels on Johnny's Radio Flyer is a little loose."
"Uh, well...I..."
"As long as you're here, you can paint the house and clean the bathroom."
"Uh, this isn't exactly going the way I planned."
"You should've thought about that before you offered to fix my wagon."
"Grr."
"Less grumbling, more fixing, please."
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Yet another example of how my brain works

I was getting the mail at work and I could imagine Bill Murray* singing about it, using the Star Wars theme. "Junk maaaaiiillll! Nothing but junk maaaaillll! Doo dooby doooo..."

*I'm referring to his lounge singer act from SNL. :)
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I just saw a headline that made me lol. It read, "Depression upgraded to Otto." Naturally, I thought of this:



"Gnarly! I'm on the Weather Channel!"
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