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BurntToast

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there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

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Saw someone go "Oh my god James Ortiz said they've seen the fanart oh my god we're fucked he saw us making Rocky and Grace kiss" and I'm not sure how much I can emphasize how unlikely it is that the theater and occassional drag perfomer that complained for 10 minutes on a podcast they don't make Batman movies camp enough (which he's so so so so right but whatever) would be upset by people shipping Rocky and Grace.

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characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

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Anonymous asked:

I would literally dismember myself for monetary value to have you answer my question.

What is your favorite type of water?

hello please don't do that My favorite water is sparkling water/ club soda please live forever anon

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