one more for the wicked man

CLOSED, BITCHES.

find me at envies.

TO THE 40+ FUCKTARDS WHO HAVE ADDED ME WITHOUT COMMENTING FIRST:


PLEASE TAKE ME OFF YOUR FLIST. YOU'RE CREEPY, AND I WILL PROBABLY NEVER ADD YOU, SO SRSLY, STOP BEING CREEPY AND TAKE ME OFF YOUR FLIST. IT'S REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING TO BE STALKED, OKAY?


NO LOVE,


BELLA.

Some of my older friends (coughmissskicough) will remember my all-consuming obsession with James Dean about a year ago. It's been awhile since I've been completely obsessed with him, but I still love him as much as always, and today's the anniversary of his death. Sigh.

So! Picspam. Seriously image heavy, so dial-up users beware. :)



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Dear sir,

Let me first say that you are a veritable acting genius, and I fucking love you. But please, please stop fueling the rumors for the third Batman movie. Please. Just because you say that you "heard" a studio exec claim that the only way to top Heath's performance is to cast Johnny Depp as the Riddler and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin DOES NOT MEAN IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. And even if it did, here's why it would be wrong.

As much as I love Johnny Depp, he should not be the Riddler, nor should he go anywhere near the Batman franchise. And he won't. Why, you ask? Because CHRISTIAN BALE is the star of the Batman movies - durr, he's the goddamn Batman - and neither Warner Bros nor Chris Nolan is going to put a bigger name than Bale's in the role of a villain. And you know that movie that both Bale and Depp just finished filming, Public Enemies? Guess who has first billing. Yeah, that'd be Johnny Depp. And guess where Heath Ledger was billed in The Dark Knight? THIRD, AFTER CBALE AND MCAINE. Johnny Depp doesn't do that shit anymore, kthx.

And sure, Johnny said it would be "fun" to play the Riddler. THAT IS NOT A CONFIRMATION, OKAY. But whatever, he's still wrong for the part. As bad as this sounds, Johnny Depp is just not right for comic book movies, and besides that, he doesn't need to add his face to another franchise. He's already got Pirates, and he's had a thing going on with Tim Burton for 18+ years. And yeah, fine, he'd probably be fucking brilliant as the Riddler... if Nolan completely changed the character so that he'd fit the Johnny Depp aesthetic. So just. No. Pick somebody else, please. And pick another villain, too. No matter how hard I try, I just can't see a Nolanized Riddler.

Now, as for Phillip Seymour Hoffman - do you realize that this rumor has been floating around since BEFORE Batman Begins? Which means that it's basically worthless.

Still, I could see this happening. Hoffman is a superb character actor (see: Capote, every other movie he's been in), and he could easily pull off a Nolanized Penguin - one who is not deformed, but rather a dapper gentleman who comes in out of nowhere to take over the mob, perhaps? I would even go as far to say that he could be a politician - a real one, not like in Batman Returns. But that brings me to my final and most important point.

Both the Riddler and the Penguin have been done before - the Penguin successfully, the Riddler not so much. If the third movie is going to work at all, it needs to include a lesser-known villain, and a subtler one to boot. Nothing is ever going to top Heath's Joker, and they shouldn't even try. The next movie (if there's even going to be one) needs to be about Batman, not the villain he faces. And I really, really hope Nolan and WB see that. AND YOU TOO, MICHAEL CAINE, YOU CRAZY OLD MOTHERFUCKER. Whom I love with all my heart, aherm.

That said, my pick for the next villain?

HARVEY DENT, BITCHES. Nolan can just suck it. :PPPPP


Sincerely,

A VERY MIFFED BELLA.

A public service announcement for you all -

If you've friended me without commenting on my FO post, or if you've friended me and I haven't added you back, please remove me from your flist. I have no intentions of expanding my flist any more, because I've been having a hard time getting to know the friends I already have. This is nothing personal - I just like the size of my flist as it is, and I have no desire to expand it at the moment.

Thanks!

Bella.

I've kind of turned into a stalker within in the last 15 minutes. But I just can't help myself! Matilda is just so adorable - she looks just like Heath. :(

Oh, and in the pictures of him drinking a cup of coffee and Matilda hugging his leg, you can definitely see his green Joker hair. :( :( :(


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I had the craziest, most amazing dream of my life last night.

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I WANT MORE JOKER DREAMS KTHX.


EDIT: I was just tagged by trulydemure, soooo, here we... go!

Pick 10(ish) people and give them the "you made my day" award in no particular order. If you're picked, you are charged with picking 10 of your own.

1. coffeemione (even though I hate you right now!!!)
2. top_hatted_girl
3. crippled
4. trulydemure
5. broken_jigsaw
6. melina_agape
7. missski
8. infenso
9. iamstillthemoon
10. twinkletwilight

<3

Heh heh.

Title: Shattered
Characters: Dwight-centric, Jim, Pam, Michael
Spoilters: Nothing after Launch Party (but there are Harry Potter spoilers XD)
Rating: PG
Summary: Dwight learns the latest news in the Harry Potter fandom and freaks out, to say the least.
Disclaimer: Don't own Harry, don't own Dwight. Am Sad.

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Not bad for an hour's work, no? :D