Dr. Literal Queen of Nope

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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egberts

okay. i'm just gonna say it. i feel like it needs to be said. everyone has been too quiet on this for too long. the fact that we all act like it's okay that every century gets called one century above what the years make it feel like it should be is NOT OKAY. we can't keep pretending it isn't confusing to hear "18th century" and go "oh yeah, the 1800s - oh wait nooo 1700s." we need to stop letting this happen. we can change history. language is malleable. i'm taking a stance.

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joshuaballsett

Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

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squidsmut

When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting “cancelled” I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time can’t get funds for another movie because she’s transgender.

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Three things:

  1. I am glad that in 2026 I find out about twitter from tumblr.
  2. I did not "dance around" the manic pixie dream girl. I sought to write books exposing the dangerous lie that a person is more than a person. The romanticization (mostly by boys) of the Romantic Other is extremely dangerous, and that was a central theme of my first two books. If people read them as MPDG books, then I failed at my first and most fundamental task and I'm sorry.
  3. I did not build the hospital. Nerdfighteria paid for a hospital that Sierra Leoneans built. We paid for the hospital partly through Hank and I donating money, but mostly thanks to the thousands of people who pay for the hospital every month and my brother's stupid but brilliant idea to create Netflix For Socks.
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the hashtag "#JOHN GREEN IS ON TUMBLR" posted by my dear mutualALT
the "two astronauts / always has been" meme, the first astronaut is saying "#JOHN GREEN IS ON TUMBLR!?" and the second astronaut is an old tumblr post screenshot downloaded from Pinterest.   The OP writes: "I'm sorry, but if you don't think John Green randomly showing up sometimes is the best thing on Tumblr, you are wrong" along with what was once presumably a gif of a YouTube video where John Green does the dramatic chipmunk pose.  The first reblog states: "im just waiting for him to show up on this post".  The second reblog states: "wait for it... wait for it...".  The third and last reblog is a reaction gif of Dean Winchester from Supernatural — played by Jensen Ackles — with the caption "OH, YOU." while he's smiling as if in on a joke. That is because the second reblogger was in fact "fishingboatproceeds" which was John Green tumblr url prior to Events in the 2010's.ALT