Payback 2013 digitals - Kane

From WWE.com:

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United States Champion Dean Ambrose def. Kane via Count-out BY Anthony Benigno

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CHICAGO – Facing Kane in his second defense of the United States Championship, Dean Ambrose walked through hell, fire and brimstone and came out smelling like a rose on the other side, standing tall at WWE Payback and taking advantage of a time-honored rule to keep his star-spangled championship from the gloved clutches of The Devil’s Favorite Demon.

Thrust into the last-minute match by Vickie Guerrero following a Disqualification loss to Kane on Raw, Ambrose was on the defensive from the start in his inaugural pay-per-view defense of Old Glory, using his speed to avoid the hammering attacks of The Big Red Monster and getting his licks in where he could.

His opportunities were few at first. Kane spared no animosity in his pursuit of Ambrose’s championship. Perhaps he felt somewhat liberated without Daniel Bryan at his side, or perhaps the urgency of the match – the U.S. Title remains the only championship Kane has not won in WWE – spurred him to action. But whatever his motivation, Kane was in rare form for the contest, throwing heavy punches and tossing Ambrose around at will in the bout’s opening minutes to literally bring the champion to his knees.

Ambrose’s quick thinking kept him in the running after he targeted Kane’s ankle in an attack that left the big man at a disadvantage from which he never managed to recover. With the former World Champion compromised, Ambrose unleashed his quickness and cruelty, battering Kane and trapping him in the ropes, pausing only for an attempt to mimic The Undertaker’s legendary “Old School” maneuver.

The disrespect to his brother galvanized Kane into a final offensive frenzy, regaining the advantage before tossing Ambrose through the ropes and preparing him for a Chokeslam through the Spanish announce table. But before The Devil’s Favorite Demon could send Ambrose crashing to the cold Chicago ground, the Cincinnati scrapper retaliated with a DDT onto the floor that left Kane unable to reach the ring in time to beat the referee’s 10 count. Ambrose was (understandably) all smiles with his Count-out win and United States title retention, but given Kane’s history, the champion’s own dose of payback may yet follow.



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"The Devil's Favorite Demon prepares to challenge for the United States Championship."

Fuzzy shoulder hairs! And a glimpse of unshaven chest hairs ... -faints in a puddle of drool!-

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Okay, so I'm running way behind here, and this match was weeks ago ... except the digitals to be little more than drooling over Kane's lusciousness, cos I can remember sweet f-all about the actual PPV! ;-)

That said ... shoulderporn!

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"Kane puts an early hurting on Ambrose."

And a late one too, from memory!

Dear gods, acres of rippling muscles!

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That's it, Kane, kick that greasy, skeevy-looking mofo!

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Fuzzy forearm hairs ...

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-whimpering- That long lean thigh ...

He's in such phenomenal shape!

Also? I think he stole that move from 'Taker! ;-)

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Oh, and check out the version of this pic they posted on Kane's official Facebook page - man, I love it when my Facebook timeline is full of Kane porn! ;-)

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"Ambrose latches on for a wicked sleeper hold."

I can't take Ambrose seriously with his undershirt coming untucked like that!

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And I can take him even less seriously when it looks more like he's wanting a horsey-back ride from Kane than applying a sleeper hold!

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"The Big Red Monster attempts his signature Chokeslam."

With acres of rippling back muscles on display - oh yeah!

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Wicked right hand! Love it!

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Best. Ass. In. The. Company.

I'd be hard-pressed not to give that a pat every time I saw it, frankly!

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"Ambrose mugs for the Chicago crowd after he puts Kane on his back."

I'm all for Kane on his back, frankly!

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Kane has the most beautiful skin ...

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Shoulderporn, on his hands and knees ... yeah, it's all good!

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Lord have mercy, the chest and shoulderporn is reaching critical mass!

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"Despite an injury to his ankle, Kane takes flight against Ambrose and leaves him splattered on the mat."

Say what - injury? I don't remember that! But oh yes, diving clothesline!

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Oh that looks like a growling situation! I loves me some growling Kane!

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One thing I'll say about Ambrose - boy knows how to sell!

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Got to love a man who's that flexible!

Also, he's got some epic thighs - I'm just sayin' is all.

;-)

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"A big boot sends Ambrose to the outside."

Take that, Ambrose!

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-gigglefits- It always makes me laugh at PPVs when someone starts dismantling the Spanish announce table!

And yes, it's the Spanish announce table, because it's always to the left of the regular broadcast table at PPVs.

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"Kane prepares to send his opponent to the depths ... "

Via the Spanish announce table!

-drools- Man, the shape Kane is in is the stuff of wet dreams!

" ... but Ambrose rallies and escapes to the ring for a Count-out victory."

Hardly a clean win!

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Disappointed!

And holy hells, just sexy as fuck!



Boatload of digitals - wonder if that's a plus to a delayed posting? They've got time to add more digitals rather than the usual paltry 20 or so they shove up right after the PPV's over? Shall have to investigate that!

Oh, and thanks to that stupid App (which I'm still not getting because it all ends up on the website anyway!), here's Kane after the PPV.

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