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And if I know you irl *finger guns*
Reblogged milich96
If you're wondering how things are going on bluesky, this brain genius is one of the engineers holding the site together.
People are yelling at him because he admitted been vibe coding the site for months and now he's having a meltdown about it. Things are great.
Fun to see this going around while bluesky is down
Reblogged fandomlockedfan
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
Reblogged oh-lordy-lord-save-me
Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by
Reblogged daniablazin
im so fucking stubborn
michael what the fuck.
no its one of my fancy pencils :)
the end cap comes off :)
oh lard
my son he is sick he has every disease
we are nearing peak deviancy
happy back-to-school day
im so clever that its sickening
if i breathe wrong i'll lose him
it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes
at what point does this stop being a pencil
Tags via @mik-mania
Reblogged periwinklemoonlight
apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..
expired .
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they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it
as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors
How could you leave this in the tags!!!
that's the beta testing stage
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sometimes you trap a male false black widow under a cup in the middle of the night because he was roaming around on your ceiling looking for female spider pheromones and then his harmless dumb ass fell straight onto your bed so you had to contain him because you were tired and wanted to sleep. and sometimes that spider is no longer in that cup the next morning. as haunting as it is his determination is honestly kinda inspiring. chase your dreams little man hope you get spider laid
so, I hadn’t seen him since he escaped from his cup prison the other day (I did, however, find a ridiculously tiny vampire bite mark on my tummy— it did not swell or itch, like I said, he’s harmless), and I came home today to find ants swarming my bathroom. and there he was, following the trail and making a meal of em. He really got his revenge by biting me (pathetically) and then made an effort to prove his worth. I think we’re basically best friends now
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contourkit-deactivated20160224
What if everything gets better in 2016
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I'm dating myself but
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It’s a miracle Rogue didn’t go full-on villain her first summer
A little (true) story: I have a big extended family and friends circle. And all the little ones are reaching the point where they can run, jump and climb.
But they’re still young enough that they have the self preservation skills of a watermelon. 🍉
So I’ve spend the last two months clearing my property of brush which is, in short, every vine that has the word “poison” in its name or thorns big enough to stick a pig.
This requires neck down coverage and heavy thick gloves. All while slowly steaming to death in this heat, this humidity. So on a very personal note I can attest…
It’s a goddamn miracle Rogue didn’t go full scorched earth in this heat.
Never have I been so angry at life in general.
But since I believe in silver linings, here’s a few things I learned that y’all can use for writing about our gal:
1) Wrist rash. Palms sweat and the skin on your wrist is sensitive. It doesn’t take much for your wrists to turn raw and start to bleed.
2) Blisters. You can get blisters and calluses from sweat damp fabric…especially from the seams of the gloves. Just trust me on this one. 🩹
3) Thirst. Rogue drinks water by the liter. She has an armada of tumblers—Yeti, Stanley, you name it. You step outside in this heat and everything under your clothes start to sweat. You got to replace that somehow.
4) Bathing. You’re showering at least once a day (sometimes more) and changing your clothes every time you’re outside for more than a hour. Cotton, linen, and natural fibers help but it’s not enough.
5) Cold sensitive. Rogue is super cold sensitive. It took less than four weeks of working in this heat for me to become sensitive to AC. I’ve read a lot of stories about Rogue wearing little and less in her own room. I don’t doubt she’s got a lot of pretty, little lacy things, but she keeps a robe or a cardigan nearby.
6) Last one—and the most serious—Heat stroke. It comes up subtle but fast. You don’t know it’s creeping up. One minute you’re just hot and the next you’re dizzy, your heart is going too fast, and you can’t talk. Rogue might be invulnerable, but more than once she’s landed her tail in the Med Bay for over doing it in the heat.
