wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon
Reblogged holeodemony
did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut
No place for a little seal
Reblogged kings-catastrophe
you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt
Reblogged holeodemony
"I don't wanna bother you"
Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?
Reblogged dragon-in-a-fez
if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued
#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally#jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc
"Qui-Gon didn't try to buy Anakin or the engine because there wasn't anyone in town who offered a credit exchange service" wrong. Qui-Gon gambled for Anakin under the table because after dealing with the Cyrkon Delinquency of 24850, Master Olobi, Esq, has personally promised to hang by the the toes from the highest tower of the Temple for one week any Jedi who generates any trackable legal transaction or obligation between the Order and the Hutts.
Reblogged holeodemony
where is any higher quality version of this image
can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels
now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance
Reblogged dat-soldier
Oh baby fight
Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.
Very important to duel your brother every single day.
i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell
fuck off are you serious?
oh my god
how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash
Reblogged secondbeatsongs
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
bittymoonbear-deactivated201807
Do not like
Keep. Reblogging.
dawn-machine-official
If we reblog enough we could save it
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how did this lose over 5k notes
I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
cybernetic-divinity-deactivated
it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
Real.
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Music Ask Game: Titles Edition!
- A song with a color in the title
- A song with a number in the title
- A song with a name in the title
- A song with a place in the title
- A song with an animal in the title
- A song with a plant in the title
- A song with a food in the title
- A song with a time in the title (time of day, time measurement, etc.)
- A song with a pronoun in the title
- A song with a single-word noun title
- A song with a single-word verb title
- A song with a single-word adjective title
- A song with punctuation in the title
- A song with a symbol in the title (emoji, unicode, etc.)
- A song with no capitalization in the title
- A song with an all caps title
- A song with 5+ words in the title
- A song with a title in a foreign language
- A song with a title that's difficult/impossible to pronounce out loud
- A song with a Pokemon type in the title
