I Collect Cowboys like they're keychains

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Intro lets gooooooo!!!!!

Hi I’m some random person on the internet who has been given free rein over multiple Tumblr Blogs. This is my Shitposting slash main one. I will brainrot and info dump onto all of my lovely followers anything and everything I’m currently fixated on, so beware.

I go by Bowser, but close friends are allowed to call me Coco if they so choose. Pronouns are Any/All with a preference to He/Him (There’s also the sillies of Hee/Ho) and I’m a Bigender Biromantic Asexual. Also AuDHD but the doctors are cowards to diagnose it, aka I’m an all-around weirdo who will brainrot over anything basically. Sometimes I reblog system shit, this is because I am the token singlet among my system friends in which I know way too many.

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Fandoms you will see my talk/reblog about frequently (+ favorite instalments and characters) under the cut:

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Pinned Post bowser's ramblings <- my random shit tag bowser's writing <- writing tag
perilofthebells
the-phantom-peach

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not dead, just Atlus-ing tf out rn sorry (°°")7 feels weird drawing and posting Persona again lol

anyways i finally started watching a P4 playthrough and then decided to rewatch metaphor refantazio, so I’ve been drawing a lot of persona again and an unbelievable amount of metaphor rf,, i’ll only post some here,,, 🙇‍♂️ My brain is rotting waiting for a new Persona game xx

don’t know when I’ll be able to post again since I won’t be drawing much in the coming weeks, but I’ve been having fun trying new painting styles! hopefully it won’t be too long. I still have some old art I can probably post,, hoummmm

bitchywitchheart
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hey girl are you a worm because

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goddammit. i hit post too early

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hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

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actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

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no it wouldn't that's nothing

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hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

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hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

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hey girl. fish

gooberdotnet
trismeowgistus

okay so the problem with nonfags' analysis of homoeroticism in art is that most of you are very very bad at recognizing actual homoeroticism. I say this as a gay man.

trismeowgistus

like most of what you guys think is homoeroticism is actually just "gay bravado", which is a process where straight men ritually reinforce their own heterosexuality by joking about gay sex with each other. It's a form of homophobia. The joke is that gay sex is repulsive, bizarre, and inconceivable for them to actually engage in. it's incredibly common and I can't believe we're still having this discussion honestly

trismeowgistus

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no no this is an excellent addition thank you

captainhaterade

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#it does rub me the wrong way when people say men who hate women must be gay/that straight male culture is gay#like i know that its not the intention but youre still using gay as an insult there yk

#but at the end of the day these men who hate women are mostly not attracted to men#because that would require a personal authentic relationship to their sexuality that they do not have

#theyre literally hetero-sexual#their sexual identity is being straight#not having genuine and sincere attraction to women as human beings#but being straight