there's no place like home

a really big-ass hovercraft, like the one Jackie Chan was messing with in one of his less well-written movies

or like the really big one that used to cross the English Channel.

I would want a high-speed compact very low-noise helicopter parked on an easily-accessible roof-deck so that I (or someone closely affiliated) could get somewhere on short notice relatively quickly.

I could turn up the heat

or

I could put on more clothing.



or, most likely,


I will do neither.

so, yes

employed

still the co-overlord of a home with three toilets (two and a half bathrooms, ALL RIGHT!!!!!)

we semi-recently got a fridge that is SO COOL that it has two facebook accounts

and still married :D

ten years of being a perv lurker, all right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(burst of applause)

thank you, thank you very much.

"long time, no see."

basketball, maybe rugby.

basketball looks like a lot of fun.

the middle east and north africa, especially Libya, Tunisia, Egypt

and I'd go in the winter so as not to get killed by the heat