Borkites

so i was just wondering what everone thinks about lordstriker, and denny?

So i thought i was doing well with a loot of 1.9 million. But have a look at the cash my brother got. I almost cried out of jealousy when he sent me the message. His messages are below.

"blackdevil529 went from rank approx 6500, to 48,742 he must have sold everything because his counter attack was only 4500.
I think that one of his clan was supposed to attack him and collect the money, but I intercepted the transaction. He had over 30 mil sitting there, what item are you going to buy with that sort of cash ?"

"You beat the enemy!

As blackdevil529's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 20,934,828 gold from blackdevil529!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory."

Wish that soldier comp was still on.

I stole over 12 million gold.
6 days of banking and we have achieved LEVEL 10 spy!
Overall rank went from 3819 to 2681.

Strike Action was Ranked #6,284 now 3478
Defensive Action was Ranked #7,283 now 5733
Spy Rating Ranked was #7,907 now 4725
Sentry Rating Ranked was #8,367 now 5299

HURRAH!

Like me, have you been sabotaged for the first time and are thinking, "Ha ha, I'll do a sell off so that it doesn't affect me too much!"?

Like me, are you a moron?

Comrades, hear my tale of woe and learn it's lesson.

How to go from a rank of 3003 to 14,901 in 8 easy steps.

1. Sell off all your attack weapons.
2. Think you're smart, and up your covert ranking with the funds.
3. Then proceed to sell off your defense weapons.
4. Sell of your sentry and spy tools.
5. Get 5,857,480 Gold stolen by one hell of an observant and lucky prick of a person.
6. Discover that sabotage ONLY affects your attack weapons.
7. Curl up into a little ball and curse all existance.

You know you're fucked up when your life is fucked not only in real life, but also in an online game. That's a special kind of fucked up. I like to call it, "Meli Fucked Up".

i have a new officer.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recrui…

hes a nice guy. give him clicks and love and stuff.

how come everyone in this community has an army smaller then 400 but has rank lower then 10,000? whats the secret?

this dude Nightmr has been sabotaging my shit for the the past few days so now i'm broke and have no weapons, please kick his ass for me, that'ed be kewl

hey all,

Fragedon2 is farming me almost every two days. what should I do?

i really need some gold right now. but my strike action is only 117,000. does anyone know of anybody that i could really get some good gold from with that strike action?

oh and i had read about a guy named rapest. i dont like his name very much either. it was kind of a waste of an attack but oh well.