rebecca black was right. It’s Friday
reylo was probably THE worst thing to happen to star wars. just had to drool over a genocidal 6 and help encourage the derailing of an entire trilogy. no luke skywalker shouldn’t have killed him bc it would have gone against his morals but he should have phoned a friend
all for a man whose number one personality trait is toddler temper tantrums
they were supposed to be the main focus of the trilogy and kylo should have just been a bug they SQUASHED
Average Once Upon A Time rewatch experience:
*new character enters on a motorcycle*
My friend: who’s that
Me: huh. I don’t remember
*takes off his helmet to reveal dark hair and a full beard, wearing a leather jacket, man obviously in his thirties*
Me: WAIT—
My friend: what?
Me: *screaming and wailing and flailing*
Me: OH MY GO—it IS HIM
My friend: ??? Who??
Me: *choking back tears*
Me: Pinocchio
Been rewatching with my friend and when August showed up I said “You’re never guessing who this is in a hundred years.”
The way they weaved the characters together in this show was genuinely both staggeringly clever and utterly ridiculous.
Basalt Pebble Carved as a Mouflon, Indus Valley, 3rd millennium BC.
Courtesy Alain Truong
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
